You Know You've Been On The Computer For Too Long When...

[purplefish]

180. You use a laptop, and officially no longer have a fingerprint on your cursor finger.

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

181. You start yelling 'Alright, let's do this thing. LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOY JEEENKINS' in everyday situations.

 

[Booze Zombie]

182. When your last words are "press the restart button".

 

[Anarchemitis]

183. Try to make someone pause their clause by pressing Ctrl+Alt+HOME

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

184. You literally forget to eat for hours because you are too distracted on a forum. (My record is around twelve or thirteen hours.)
185. You try to think of a good answer for this topic.
186. You move the computer a few feet from the TV, so you can use both.
187. You can type coherently with nothing more then a glance at your keyboard, if even that.
188. Following #187, you do this while in complete darkness save the light of your PC monitor.
189. You have more E-Friends then RL friends.

 

[The_Deleted]

181. You start yelling 'Alright, let's do this thing. LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOY JEEENKINS' in everyday situations.

191: You understand why LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOY JEEEEENKINS is amusing.

 

[hypothetical fact]

192. You make a post before bed and eagerly await waking up to read the reply.
193. When asked if you have seen something, you tell them you saw it on the desktop.

 

[purplefish]

192. You make a post before bed and eagerly await waking up to read the reply.

I JUST did that.

182. When your last words are "press the restart button".

That's Hilarious.


Also
194. You don't even have to try to think of answers to this thread, because you do enough of these everyday.

 

[Ranooth]

195. When you start shotuing "YARRRR" at people with beards as they sort of look like a pirate.

196. You have a zombie plan.

 

[curlycrouton]

196. You have a zombie plan.

Hey, just because some of us don't want to be devoured by the salivating hordes...

 

[Zeke109]

When you fall asleep and all you do is try to work the same Call of Duty cheat over and over and over and over and over...

 

[Mr. Payne]

198. You cant wait for long interstellar flight through creepy places.

 

[purplefish]

199. Someone is late meeting you, and your thought is that they're lagging.

 

[purplefish]

200. Someone or something died and you tried to revive it

 

[FluffX]

201. You go jogging, and panic when you see someone in front of you, because you can't find the key for "Turn Left" (This happened to me.)

 

[sky14kemea]

ive seen this thread on another forum XDD

202. when you look at the clock in the corner of the screen and dont notice what time it is till you look back and it says 04:00
T_T
203. when you try and talk 1eet in real life

 

[johnman]

You try to press and control and s when your about to do somthing

You reach for control z when it goes wrong

 

[Kuweekee]

178. 001110111011011010001101101011010101.

Not sure what you mean with

;¶­

Since that's what you've written.

 

[GoblinOnFire]

178. 001110111011011010001101101011010101.

You just won this thread!

I don't know about computers, but I did search the dashboard of my car for the Map-key after a somewhat lengthy session of GTA:SA..