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When the basement stole your virginity... and not your 20 bucks this time...
 

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When you realize the basement has more than one floor...
 

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When you basement. Basement? Basement basement basement
Code:
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[b]basement base[/b]
 

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When you find yourself in a committed relationship with the Basement, and during the Honeymoon you find out the Basement is actually an CIA agent who was sent to kill you but instead fell in love with you. Together you then go on a world wind journey throughout the world which involves action, romance and donkey punching.

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