You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[FPLOON]

You have tabs on standby...

 

[Barbas]

Your legs are on sleep.

 

[FPLOON]

My arms are around your body...

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

When you have fun memories of the basement joke

 

[Barbas]

When you can pop, stop and drop like the best.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you multiple forum games you posted 10+ times in a piece.

 

[FPLOON]

You only post in Forum Games threads...

 

[Barbas]

You post at least 100 times a week.

 

[FPLOON]

You're in more user groups than your overall post count...

 

[Barbas]

You've actually managed to reach the rank of associate.

 

[FPLOON]

You are the conspiracy... "What conspiracy", you ask? EXACTLY!

 

[Barbas]

You're sitting in a room with FPLOON, taking turns to see who can be weirder.

 

[FPLOON]

Barbas befriends you instead of the other way around...

 

[Barbas]

You can't remember joining, and yet here you are, surrounded by people...naked.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You have post count envy.

 

[FPLOON]

You use your Friends List to find existing threads...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You are the most recent poster on an entire page of threads.

 

[Barbas]

You use your homemade robot butler to navigate the forum games.

 

[FPLOON]

You end up in a never-ending thread...

 

[Barbas]

You can recognize various species of bee by their particular engine signatures.