You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[FPLOON]

You remember your first time...

 

[Barbas]

You can count to splink.

 

[FPLOON]

The points just don't matter...

 

[Barbas]

You forgot the rules some time in 2006.

 

[FPLOON]

The hivemind is complete once again...

 

[Barbas]

The backgrounds are animated. They're animateeeeed!

 

[FPLOON]

Zombie Fatigue is bigger than you think...

 

[Barbas]

You are death.

 

[FPLOON]

You accidentally derail the derailment...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You and one other poster are basically keeping a thread going.

 

[Barbas]

You can sort of...do this with your fingers, then hold your AH GOD! OW, FUCK, OW!

 

[FPLOON]

Parody is a necessity in your posting arsenal...

 

[Barbas]

You can't read "arsenal" without schoolboy giggles.

 

[FPLOON]

Necromancy becomes your friend...

 

[Barbas]

You've tried the school of mysticism, but realized it's basically useless.

 

[FPLOON]

You meet a friend in the most "unusual" of ways...

 

[Barbas]

You can sneeze your eyes out as a party trick you learnt from Redlin.

 

[FPLOON]

You saw that Ban coming a mile away...

 

[Barbas]

You can no longer achieve sexual ecstasy outside of the Forum Games.

 

[FPLOON]

You have contacted Digital Nerd Osmosis or DNO...