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FPLOON

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Time went somewhere and didn't invite you this time...
 

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You synced up your post cycles with multiple users...
 

FPLOON

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The joke is reality itself... or vise verse... I forget which is which...
 

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You put a mirror on the back of your door, so you can see yourself posting and totally get off on it.
 

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The circle is walking around in a square rectangle...
 

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You forgot your password for the first time in years...