You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

One has a 5-day growth in 48 hours.

 

[Living_Brain]

Your oven dings and smoke fills your room

 

[UltraDeth]

Those urine jars are piling up.

 

[Barbas]

You're well into your third series of tubes.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's the first Goddamn week of winter.

 

[Barbas]

Your left hand is gay.

 

[UltraDeth]

Fear is the mind seducer.

 

[Living_Brain]

Chris mass?

 

[UltraDeth]

Someone ordered a pint of Cocoa.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you're slowly losing all your friends due to people leaving the site. <.>

 

[Living_Brain]

When you gotta start makin friends in real life

 

[Eumersian]

When you dust off your old Escapist profile and still see some of them folks from years ago hanging around and it feels like you never left...

(hi everyone)

 

[Living_Brain]

(that illusion won't last long)

That machine that always buzzes starts beeping alarmingly

 

[Dr.Susse]

When your posts are the whole page of the forum games.

It's been a while.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You remember all the content that has come and gone from this site.

 

[Dr.Susse]

When you start to remember De-rez.

 

[Marik2]

When no one is here anymore

 

[sageoftruth]

When you start seeing a sinister ulterior motive behind every innocent question on forum threads.

 

[sageoftruth]

When you're at work and the name "Paragon Fury" causes you to instinctively check to make sure no one else can see your computer screen.