You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

The trash needs to go out.

 

[Living_Brain]

You realize the trash has been inside you all along

 

[UltraDeth]

Kratos has a new kid.

 

[Barbas]

Someone's resurrected the supreme warlord.

 

[UltraDeth]

Crepe and chocolate is the national dish of the UK.

 

[Barbas]

There's no peanut butter left in the attic.

 

[UltraDeth]

There is a young gentleman in the living room with seventeen parrots.

 

[Living_Brain]

(Oh) I swear to you (I'll be there for you), this is not a Drive By.

 

[UltraDeth]

Someone soiled their diaper again.

 

[Living_Brain]

You don't remember taking the placement exam

 

[UltraDeth]

The time zones are merging together.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you built robots to do all your daily tasks.

 

[UltraDeth]

Egg nog is coming through the walls.

 

[Barbas]

You're leaking brain lubricant.

 

[UltraDeth]

Someone has knocked some sense into the Argentinians.

 

[Barbas]

The entire population of India has vanished overnight.

 

[UltraDeth]

No one knows what it's like to be a milkman.

 

[Barbas]

There's lead in the cheese supply.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's the Tudor period, Part 2.

 

[Barbas]

The Mars One program is now proposing to build a scale model of Cloud City and levitate it into orbit.