You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[xmbts]

When you're still here watching the last few neurons firing.

 

[Neonbob]

When you can't stop, won't stop, Rockefeller re...wait no.

 

[blue heartless]

When you are very tempted to stay below 1k posts just for the hell of it. I think I'm sitting at less than 5 posts per year I've had this user account. By all means, please check my math. I ain't too bright.

 

[Neonbob]

When you can't help but mindlessly click to the site even though you know there's nothing new.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you can't help but mindlessly click to the site even though you know there's nothing new.

When your posts don't count as new anymore! D:

 

[blue heartless]

When you want to see Dr. Susse on page 53.

 

[Dr.Susse]

When you try and make that happen.......

 

[Neonbob]

When you can vividly recall the post count races of years past.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

this is your most posted in thread.

 

[blue heartless]

If I delete posts that I've made my post count goes down

but I have posts that literally don't exist anymore

how then

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you have started throwing Discord-life preservers to other forum members before the ship goes down.

 

[Neonbob]

When you had a life preserver thrown at you more times than you can count.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you put the holes in the life preservers.

 

[blue heartless]

When you thought the life preservers were LifeSAVERS so you ate them

 

[SckizoBoy]

When Marik2 still brings up one's fascination with HS-DxD/HSotD casts... -_-

 

[blue heartless]

When you had to Ask Jeeves what "HS-DxD/HSotD" is.

Bookmarked.

 

[Neonbob]

When you remember waiting until a class was over so you could go back home and waste time on the forums again.

 

[blue heartless]

Wait for class to be over? Hah! Comp Sci, baby! Had a window for the site open as soon as I logged in.

This was in the "Before-time", when internet usage wasn't strictly monitored for students. Even then, Proxy blockers LOL

 

[Neonbob]

When you have a hard time remembering why you signed up for the forums in the first place.

 

[blue heartless]

When you have a hard time remembering why you signed up for the forums in the first place.

My account predates this version of the website, so technically I'm older than the forums. Shamefully, it is NOT a "Day 1" account, as it was created 48 days after launch.

But me too