You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Dr.Susse]

When for me it was to tell someone the name of a Frank Zappa song.

 

[Neonbob]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

How about when you forget your login/password combo because it's been so long since you had to put them in yourself.

 

[blue heartless]

Haha I only remember my username/password because I keep a spreadsheet with every different one I have.

I'm old, son. Pen and paper.

 

[Neonbob]

When you can look back on your old posts and sigh in full awareness of how fucking cringe-worthy you sounded.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you can look back on your old posts and sigh in full awareness of how fucking cringe-worthy you sounded.

This in SPADES

 

[SckizoBoy]

When you can look back on your old posts and sigh in full awareness of how fucking cringe-worthy you sounded.

Then look at your more recent posts and nod sagely at how much of a misanthrope you've become... -_-

No? Just me?!

 

[blue heartless]

I got 60 out of 101.

When your oldest viewable post is 8 years old.

 

[Neonbob]

Jesus.
Maybe when it takes more than twenty minutes to get to the first post you ever made?
Or in Red/Sass's cases, an hour.

 

[Neonbob]

Nevermind, it took me one click.
Holy hell there's been a shit ton of deleted stuff.
9 years for me! On a fucking PETA topic, even!

 

[blue heartless]

PETA? I love bread!

 

[Neonbob]

When you remember the assortment of webcomics that have passed through this place.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you remember the days of derailing with Neon, Pimp and Goat.

 

[blue heartless]

When you have badges for watching "Unskippable" videos

but you skipped them

 

[Neonbob]

When you can recall more names of people who aren't here anymore than the newbies.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When your friendslist is full of people who haven't been here in yeeeeaaaaaarsssss.

 

[blue heartless]

when you haven't started a thread in

yeeeeaaaaaarsssss.

 

[Dr.Susse]

When you realise that the 404 pony looks like it has a mullet.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you get a quote notification and consider it a novelty again because its been broken for half a year.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you haven't seen someone from your friends list online on the site in

yeeeeaaaarrrrssss!

 

[Neonbob]

When you can't remember when the magic faded from the site.