Klagermeister said:
The South Pole is colder than the North Pole.
A group of ferrets is called a business.
Leonardo da Vinci was autistic.
Fat is what makes food taste good.
Salt has over 10,000 uses.
3% of all households have a jar of anchovy paste in the fridge (EWWWW).
Bubble gum is pink because that's the only color the inventor had left.
The name "SPAM" comes from "Spiced Ham".
Realtors are not allowed to use the phrase "Master bedroom" for fear of promoting slavery.
Buddha's real name was "Siddhartha Gotama".
1 in every 4 million lobsters is bright blue.
Mr. Rogers, from the famous kids' TV show, was a sniper in the Vietnam War.
Charlie Chaplin once lost a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
Ozzy Osbourne once worked in a slaughterhouse.
Oxygen is what causes you to age, and therefore die.
The word "nerd" was coined by Theodore Giesel, AKA Dr. Seuss.
You can make a deadly TAZER out of a disposable camera.
Platypuses are deadly.
Technically speaking, pillbugs are crustaceans.
What's funny is half of those are off the back of the Libra disposable pads...
Random crap I know and can't seem to forget:
-When a fly takes off, it jumps backwards.
-Lettuce has been grown and cultivated for more than 2500 years.
-Kermit the Frog has 11 points on his collar.
-The bullfrog is the only known animal that never sleeps.
-Female elephants produce only one offspring every 5 years.
-The African Eagle, swooping at nearly 200km an hour can brake to a halt in six meters.
-Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.
-A violin contains about 70 individual pieces of wood.
-The brain is 74% water.
-Most newborns cry without tears until they are 3 to 6 weeks old.
-The scales on the underside of a snake are called 'scutes'.
-Cooking and freezing does not affect the heat of chilli.
-In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10
-It takes about 550 peanuts to make one jar of peanut butter.
-The koala is one of the few land animals that does not require water to survive.
-The garfish has green bones.
I've just realised I know way too much stupid crap that will never come in handy...