You Meet an Escapist IRL...

[Fappy]

Actually... If I met any of the people here irl I would probably do very bad things to their genitalia...

Why does it have to be bad things!? D:

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Actually... If I met any of the people here irl I would probably do very bad things to their genitalia...

Why does it have to be bad things!? D:

Because that... will bring me joy the highest caliber! Hey fapster, or someone else, can you tell me what I'm known as here on the 'scapist

 

[Fappy]

Actually... If I met any of the people here irl I would probably do very bad things to their genitalia...

Why does it have to be bad things!? D:

Because that... will bring me joy the highest caliber! Hey fapster, or someone else, can you tell me what I'm known as here on the 'scapist

This man's child:

... Possibly...

 

[rosac]

truly a lie...

Oh wait! I've already met him!

urm... anyone who doesn't like call me maybe. So I can play it on loop to them till they go away.

 

[Carbonyl]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

 

[Hazy992]

snip

I said I wanted to meet the Brovengers. You're one of us so I technically mentioned you. Feel better?

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

 

[Carbonyl]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

I'm good at removing kidneys! Need help?

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

I'm good at removing kidneys! Need help?

Yeah sure! Meet me out back, I'll need help carrying the packs of ice to the bathtub!

 

[ReadyAmyFire]

[sub][sub]Also ReadyAmyFire because she's kinda hot[/sub][/sub]

Now this is my kinda thread right here, more posts like this please.

I think @Matthew94 is coming to my university next year, so could be a chance I'll bump into him at some stage.

 

[Carbonyl]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

I'm good at removing kidneys! Need help?

Yeah sure! Meet me out back, I'll need help carrying the packs of ice to the bathtub!

Sure thing!
We're going to need a lot of sterilization to keep the kidney from getting contaminated, do you have a source for that? I might be able to order some stuff from Sigma-Aldritch.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

I'm good at removing kidneys! Need help?

Yeah sure! Meet me out back, I'll need help carrying the packs of ice to the bathtub!

Sure thing!
We're going to need a lot of sterilization to keep the kidney from getting contaminated, do you have a source for that? I might be able to order some stuff from Sigma-Aldritch.

Can't we just pour vodka or some shit on it? I take it this ain't your first rodeo?

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Actually... If I met any of the people here irl I would probably do very bad things to their genitalia...

Why does it have to be bad things!? D:

Because that... will bring me joy the highest caliber! Hey fapster, or someone else, can you tell me what I'm known as here on the 'scapist

This man's child:

... Possibly...

Oh god mah sides! But seriously now...

Also, anyone remember the community awards from the start of the year?

 

[Colour Scientist]

Hey fapster, or someone else, can you tell me what I'm known as here on the 'scapist

What you're known as?

 

[Hazy992]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

Oh yeah sure that sounds like a good idea I... wait what?

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Hey fapster, or someone else, can you tell me what I'm known as here on the 'scapist

What you're known as?

like, daystar is known as the most popular, zero is known as the biggest dick imaginable and so on. I've got to be known by some people here!

 

[shrekfan246]

Hey fapster, or someone else, can you tell me what I'm known as here on the 'scapist

What you're known as?

like, daystar is known as the most popular, zero is known as the biggest dick imaginable and so on. I've got to be known by some people here!

'That guy who hates Daystar'?

Besides, I wouldn't say he's widely known as the most popular, most of the people from R&P have probably never seen him before.

 

[Colour Scientist]

most of the people from R&P have probably never seen him before.

Probably because they wouldn't stand for the Nathan Fillion gifs!

 

[GameMaNiAC]

I'd meet all of you and buy each of you guys a pint. Because I'm a charitable chap.

That's a lot of money, though.

 

[Aerosteam]

This person is the very definition of awesome.

SOLVEmedia: "fishy smell"