You must change a paradise into a hell, by changing one thing...

broca

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Give anyone unstoppable, uncontrollable telepathy within a radius of let's say 20 meters (like in Hitchhikers guide through galaxy).
 

Groxnax

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During your stay at this place you will have a feeling that you are being watched, when you turn around you will either see:

Nothing: 40%
A man in black: 20%
Two men in black: 10%
A creepy looking clown: 10%
Camera person: 5%
Children with creepy smiles: 15%

But no one will believe you when you tell them and you won't believe them when they tell you.

Or

A constant scent of burnt toast.
 

Heronblade

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A variation of the Midas touch. Everything a person's body comes into contact with other than themselves or the ground turns to urine with a high ammonia content. Doing this to at least 5 kilograms of solid matter grants their body the materials and nutrients it needs to function for the next 6-8 hours.

Before long, this heaven becomes a nasty wet wasteland filled with recluses that destroy all they touch, and poison the ground as they do so.
 

rednose1

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I'd make everyone immortal. Sure, things would be great for a while, but eventually they'd be at each others throats....except they can't die! Thinking they'll beg for death in the long run.
 

Longstreet

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Got two.

Delete alcohol from the universe. People still remember it, what it is and how it used to taste. But there is no way to get your hands on a glass.

Second, everyone is forced to be a vegetarian, punishable by death if you do eat meat.
 

lacktheknack

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chiggerwood said:
Me? I would make everything taste like black liquorice.
Thank you for inventing a personal heaven for me. :D

OT: Everything is now as fragile as glass.
 

Neurotic Void Melody

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The dvd collection will just be entirely Adam Sandler movies, while the only music available will be X-factor's greatest hits. On repeat...to be heard ALL over the heaven
 

Madman123456

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I'd say existing forever would be terrifying. Eventually, everything that has ever meant something to you will be long gone. You will experienced everything that brings you joy millions of times and the first few hundred times where nice but eventually everything will bore you. Any big event in your past will become meaningless after a few eons.

So i'd change nothing about the paradise, it'll turn itself into hell eventually.
 

Amethyst Wind

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I'd make it so that people physically can't stop themselves from disagreeing in arguments. Nobody ever agrees on anything ever.
 

S.K. Ren

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Mass Nightmare Hallucinations. I would fill the paradise with hallucinogenic gas, and not the fun kind. Pretty sure things would go down hill real quick.
 

Hawkeye21

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Everybody's body hair grows indefinitely long and cannot be cut, only pulled out one at a time. And everybody is bold.
 

Angelblaze

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Everyone looks like the person you hate most, while still remaining to look the same to everyone else.
or...
EVERYONE GETS IMMORTALITY....

























EVERYONE AGES.
 

Vorlayn

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Master of the Skies said:
A general feeling that there's always something better. Remove the ability to ever be satisfied by what you do. Food may taste good, but you'll always feel there's something that can be better, it's just not good *enough*. And since the fact is you're in paradise and nothing *can* be better, this new desire can never ever be satisfied.
That's not hell, that's earth!

On topic: Personally, I'd just urinate in the beer fountain...
 

General Winter

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Once a day, every day, at a random time, everybody will hear a screech similar to that of nails grinding down a chalkboard. It will last ten minutes, and it will be so loud it is nearly impossible for anyone to hear anything anyone else is saying.