You must create the biggest shitstorm the forums have ever seen, what do you do?

[McMarbles]

Gabe Newell announces Half Life 3; Will be WiiU Exclusive

Gabe: "PCs were a mistake, they're nothing but trash."

 

[Parasondox]

Gabe Newell announces Half Life 3; Will be WiiU Exclusive

Gabe: "PCs were a mistake, they're nothing but trash."

That would cause too much hate, anger, fear and war. Everyone will lose their mind!!!

I love it.

 

[Josh123914]

Create a feminist hate movement and then masquerade as the movement really only being about ethics in game journalism.

It just happens that all the unethical journalists are feminists! Not my fault where the dice fall no sir. Ive totes got (definitly non photoshopped) pictures of forum posts that were deleted as proof!

Good start, but you need a headquarters for an operation like this. Perhaps a Cathedral?

 

[Callate]

Claim that EA changed the name of its online service in an attempt to forestall further federal investigation after earlier inquiries revealed that it was tracking users' web surfing and e-mails and keeping the results in an easily accessible, hackable file.

 

[Areloch]

Reveal my plans to start a dog fighting ring.
Plus the dogs have racist and sexist names.
Plus the money goes to fund Anita Sarkeesian.

I think that covers all of the bases?

No, no.

Reveal your plans to start a dogfighting ring, in which the dogs have racist and sexist names and one of the contestants is Anita Sarkeesian.

THAT would be an interesting thread.

 

[Auron225]

Half-Life 3 was completed and ready for launch 6 years ago. Gabe Newell prevented the public from ever seeing it, reportedly stating "It is perfect. Like the Terracotta Warriors, it must stay buried to preserve it's perfection".

 

[TristanBelmont]

Mention that Alyx Vance's script in Half-Life 3 is being written by Anita Sarkeesian and developed by Gearbox and published by a joint Ubisoft/EA operation.

 

[TristanBelmont]

Mention that Alyx Vance's script in Half-Life 3 is being written by Anita Sarkeesian and developed by Gearbox and published by a joint Ubisoft/EA operation.

Then say it's all being set aside in favor of Half Life 3: The movie.

Directed by Uwe Boll.

Starring only Disney Channel alumni

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Make every user group completely public. Nothing to hide and all that... Though I suppose that would maybe create an indirect shitstorm of sorts rather than one that's always visible to the average forum-goer.

 

[ShogunGino]

"EA to purchase SEGA, plans to cancel Shenmue 3 development"
"Five Nights at Freddy's 5 launches in two weeks"
"Half Life 3 confirmed Android/iOS exclusive"
"Final Fantasy VII remake cancelled due to 'lack of fan interest', says CEO"
"Bethesda bans all mods, threatens DMCAs against modders"
"Micheal Bay confirmed to direct final two Avengers films"
"Microsoft says they can 'remotely disable' any Xbone as a 'safety measure'"
"Disney sells exclusive Star Wars game rights to King. 'Star' and 'Wars' to be trademarked"
"Google will charge per view of Let's Play content on Youtube"
"Bioware confirms all ME3 endings are canon to ME4"

This is easy. You don't need GamerGate/Anita/Zoe to cause a shitstorm. That said, here's one for the road.

"'At least Hitler didn't play video games', tweets Sarkeesian"

Mention that Alyx Vance's script in Half-Life 3 is being written by Anita Sarkeesian and developed by Gearbox and published by a joint Ubisoft/EA operation.

Then say it's all being set aside in favor of Half Life 3: The movie.

Directed by Uwe Boll.

Starring only Disney Channel alumni

...And it's a musical.

That sounds like a spectacular mess that I wouldn't mind paying to see.

 

[TheMysteriousGX]

Biggest shitstorm? Easy.

Anita Sarkeesian releases next video about Games using Women as Trophies. Yahtzee publicly agrees, and uses Sarkeesian's examples in future ZPs.

I mean, the first part is happening and is going to be epic. The second would be legen-




dary!

 

[Zen Bard]

Anita Sarkesian started GamerGate to prove that microtransactions are a GOOD thing and that Man of Steel is the best comic book movie EVER!

 

[The Lunatic]

Make every user group completely public. Nothing to hide and all that... Though I suppose that would maybe create an indirect shitstorm of sorts rather than one that's always visible to the average forum-goer.

I think I remember something like that happening on a forum once. It was pretty hilarious.


A shit storm I'd like to see?

Something like Call of Duty going PC exclusive would be a sodium overdose.

 

[sageoftruth]

Mention that Alyx Vance's script in Half-Life 3 is being written by Anita Sarkeesian and developed by Gearbox and published by a joint Ubisoft/EA operation.

Then say it's all being set aside in favor of Half Life 3: The movie.

Directed by Uwe Boll.

Starring only Disney Channel alumni

...And it's a musical.

With all of the singing being done by Gordon Freeman.

 

[sageoftruth]

Make every user group completely public. Nothing to hide and all that... Though I suppose that would maybe create an indirect shitstorm of sorts rather than one that's always visible to the average forum-goer.

I think I remember something like that happening on a forum once. It was pretty hilarious.


A shit storm I'd like to see?

Something like Call of Duty going PC exclusive would be a sodium overdose.

Even better, how about iPhone exclusive? And make Call of Duty free-to-play and pay-to-win while we're at it.

 

[lacktheknack]

Make an alt-account called EternalNothingnessReincarnated and post a thread full of nothing but Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn making out. Inflated.

 

[sageoftruth]

To compensate for projected financial losses due to online piracy, EA announces plan to raise the price of their games by $1 every time someone pirates their games.

 

[Erttheking]

Just type an Anita article that says "Anita is a decent person" then head for my underground bunker.

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

Create the biggest shitstorm ever on the Escapist? Easy.

Tell 'em Yahtzee's been fired.

GamerGate has to get a name drop, or it'll never stick.

How about '27 Disney princesses reimagined as an SJW whirlpools with Anita Sarkeesian, Konami and a guy who says "favourite game is shit" trapped where you have to save one.'

 

[asinann]

Step 1: go to Taco Bell
Step 2: eat Taco Bell food
Step 3: set up a fan
Step 4: ......
Step 5: laugh because you were all standing in front of it.