You need to dispose of $100K fast. You...

[DazZ.]

Hang on OP, If you need to get rid of $100k I'll take it.

 

[Captain Picard]

...buy Enron stock. No one will ever find that money again.

 

[Radeonx]

$100,000 worth of bacon.

 

[Trivun]

Stick it in a savings account. i'm a penniless student and there are few jobs around, especially in my chosen profession. Seriously, what else should I do with it?

 

[lwm3398]

Hang on OP, If you need to get rid of $100k I'll take it.

Shit, they found me out! Thanks for the ideas, suckers, but you'll never get your filthy mitts on my fortune!

Spoiler

 

[NuclearPenguin]

I would buy an atom bomb and an army of penguins

[HEADING=2]VICTORY SHALL BE MINE![/HEADING]

 

[NuclearPenguin]

RUN FOR PRESIDENT!!
(or give it to a teenage girl who has been locked in a mall)

That, sir would create a paradox putting the world at risk!

 

[Chamale]

... Buy as much gold as I can, then sell it in a few days.

If that's not in the "spirit" of this, then I'll buy a $20,000 computer, $5000 car, and every video game in every nearby store.

Or, I might give it publicly to charity, as the sheer goodwill received as a result of such an act could be very good for me in the long run.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Pay back my debts and start making my own comic book and market the shit out of it.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

A random charity... Or charities. Or I could just buy a big or expensive car.

 

[Simriel]

Buy a boat. Call it the H.M.S Boat.

 

[nickachu]

Car, pay off loan, nice tv and computer, an elite as my 360 is probably going to die soon and a small HD tv.

And booze and cakes.

 

[Acidwell]

Buy a pirate ship and sail the seas, thats investment
Edit: and a few kittens

 

[Stoic raptor]

Fuel the fire at my campsite

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

change it over to euros, or pounds XD

jk, buy as many stocks of google that I could.

 

[MattZero]

Buy one Corvette ZR1

 

[mornal]

Buy whatever I need at the moment, unfortunately I couldn't pay for college just yet.

Once I have what I want, spend the rest of it by going up to people on the street and say things like "I'll give you $5000 to go punch that tough looking guy over there"

 

[Sacman]

It would all go towards a super computer... from space!

 

[Aerodynamic]

Buy myself some penguins. Always wanted some as pets.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

I'd buy 100,000 fake mustaches at the dollar store.