You own a pub, what's it called?

[MarsProbe]

Crow Bar.

There's a pub in the city here with that name. One of those basement pubs that doesn't really see much in the way of natural light, but it's alright. I'd probably steal their crow emblem as well, but the dual meaning of the name should be obvious.

 

[Mr_Universal]

The Drunken Steed, Pub names should always refer to animals who have consumed alcoholic beverages

 

[countrysteaksauce]

The People's Pub - A Communist nostalgia bar

Come get hammered and sickled off my overpriced drinks.

Everyone's equal here, unless you pay for the VIP section.

 

[RA92]

Orphan Tears. Because that's what we serve.

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Little children near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I'l drink it at the bar.

Sip-sip-sippin' on orphan tears...

 

[emeraldrafael]

The place where you go drink.

No confusion, no lying, just honesty.

 

[Rex Fallout]

First it would be a 'bar'. Second, let's go with, 'dionysus's club'.

 

[Adventurer2626]

The Mead Hall. I'd also be learning how to make real old fashioned mead. I'd either style it like a medieval castle or with a Saxon hall theme.

 

[Bakuryukun]

Wind Squid Pub.

 

[The Code]

The Surly Wench Inn and Tavern. Seriously, there IS a pub in my town called The Surly Wench.

 

[The Random One]

Probably something silly and self-referential, like That Place We Got Wasted In.

 

[wooty]

I'd like to call mine "The Pendragon".
It has mythical meaning, but to me, it also has a nerdy meaning.

 

[SeriousIssues]

the Fanboy in me would go for either 7th heaven or Paddy's (if you get the references).
But I think it would be "the Fan-dom E"

It's Always Sunny?

OT: The Rusty Flagpole

 

[FalloutJack]

Rebel230's Bar.

Heh heh heh heh heh...

 

[Vengeful Dusk]

The Cock & Bull

:')

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

The Penguin

If you bring in a live penguin, you get a free drink.

 

[newuseforvintage]

I dont know about a bar but I've always wanted to own a strip club and call it "Mobius"

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Am I seriously the first to say Puzzles?

You are definitely the first to reference How I met your Mother.

OT: Moss Eisley Cantina with a sign on the door saying that no droids may enter. It's fun because it's Star Wars and everyone loves Star Wars.

 

[Venereus]

Walk in, Roll out.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

In case no one has said it yet, and in honor of George Carlin, mine would be called Nipples and Dicks.

 

[Layzor]

Swan & Pedo