You own a pub, what's it called?

[Hawk of Battle]

The Thirsty Camel.

Just because the picture on the sign would amuse me so.

 

[Shikari]

The Go-Go Gadget Arms

 

[Gunjester]

The "Broken Arrow", the "Hefty Banker" or the "Alcoholing Hole"

 

[Macrobstar]

The Whore and the ambassador
part of a chain including: the slut and the diplomat
the hooker and the representative
and the lady of the night and the foreign office empolyee

You win good sir, the thread is yours can i please purchase my own pub in your chain and call it "the escort and the emissary"?
OT: Probably something random like "The horse hair and clip on tie"

 

[Chrono212]

"The Pub"
Yeah. I'm original.

 

[Laser Priest]

This Pub is on Fire.

Manned by undead minions and kept at ridiculous temperatures.

 

[GameMaNiAC]

Inn of Ill Omen.

Oh yeah.

 

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McStabbys.
Free knifes with every Pint!

 

[DSK-]

Either 'The Dog's Bollocks' *snigger* or a more child friendly version 'The Poodles' Plums'.

 

[Gladiateher]

The King's Cock, with a rooster emblem.

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

The Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes

 

[Gotterdammerung]

The Duck and Cover.

 

[rayen020]

Ye Olde Liquor Shoppe

 

[Atheist.]

The Friendly Bender.

After all, who doesn't like a good bender.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Were cheap

Just to get the crowd in!


But in all honestly, "The laughing pony"

 

[MarsProbe]

Crow Bar.

There's a pub in the city here with that name. One of those basement pubs that doesn't really see much in the way of natural light, but it's alright. I'd probably steal their crow emblem as well, but the dual meaning of the name should be obvious.

 

[Mr_Universal]

The Drunken Steed, Pub names should always refer to animals who have consumed alcoholic beverages

 

[countrysteaksauce]

The People's Pub - A Communist nostalgia bar

Come get hammered and sickled off my overpriced drinks.

Everyone's equal here, unless you pay for the VIP section.

 

[RA92]

Orphan Tears. Because that's what we serve.

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Little children near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I'l drink it at the bar.

Sip-sip-sippin' on orphan tears...

 

[emeraldrafael]

The place where you go drink.

No confusion, no lying, just honesty.