You own a pub, what's it called?

Quaxar

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The Library

"Honey, I'm going to the Library!" - "Again? I love you, my intellectual husband. Stay for how long you want, I don't want to disturb your studies."

It will be the most-visited bar in the country.
 

XHolySmokesX

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The cock and bulls

as in the farm animals, you know how it's like the biggest and smallest animals on a farm, no other reason why of course =P
 

Nannernade

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Sparrow said:
Can't believe everyone has resisted the urge to say "The Winchester".
Oh wow I was just about to say that, damn got beat to it...

Ah let's see...

The Pony in the Room

Cupcake Ballista

The Charging Goldfish
 

RatRace123

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Here there be booze and titties!

My bar name will get right to the point, also there will be boobs, because why not.
 

Seabear

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There is a bar at the end of a village near to me, called The First And Last, because it's generally the first and last place people see upon visiting the village.

It gains bonus points for being abbreviated to "The F n' L"
 

ToastiestZombie

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Come ere an get pissed...NOWWW

Imagine this but in a heavy cockney accent. Also say the come ere bit like this

 

Fidelias

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"Trixsta"
Couldn't help it. (anyone here get the reference?)

Okay, how bout...

"The Dark Haven"
Meh, kinda weak. Oh well.
 

Ladette

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The Velcro Triangle

Yep, we'd get all kinds of people visting a bar named that.....

There were other names I thought up, but they'd probably get me a warning.
 

Zhadramekel

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Been seeing this thread repeatedly all day and only just had an idea, it's kinda stupid but oh well:

"Why is the rum always gone?"
 

speakeasysyn

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"A Dark Night"...

...in the alley way

...the police station

...in the morgue

...the bedroom of what you thought was a buxom beauty

IDK
 

dalek sec

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Brody's Bar, based on the "bar" they set up on the Destiny in the show "Stargate Universe". The only major differences are we aren't stuck in deep space and the drinks aren't nasty moonshine made from alien plants and the cups aren't beakers. :D