You own a pub, what's it called?

[t3h br0th3r]

Your Mom's.

Bring your mother and drinks are half off.

 

[NLS]

Pub Lobby
Or
Pub Club

 

[Aussiboy]

The Snuggly Duckling.

Why because it will be the best hive of Villians and Ruffians ever. A cookie for who ever gets the reference.

Sounds good just don't forget the chained up accordion player

 

[rosac]

I saw a pub called the stumble Inn.

And it was amazing.

OT: The one fucking pub in North Yorkshire that doesn't have a ghost story. Seriously.

 

[Rhymer]

"The D.W.I."

Drinking While Intoxicated

I prefer D.U.I.

"Drink until intoxicated"

 

[Lord Merik]

The Pub of a Thousand Wonders. My tag line is "Get drunk here!"

 

[Tentheria]

It'd be notorious for fights and be called "The Broken Arms"

We'd have a regular house band called 'Free Beer'. Signs advertising 'Free Beer @ The Broken Arms' should bring in the punters.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

The Thirsty Grunt. (or The Grunty Thirst) or.... Shit-Face Boulevard

 

[-CarcharotH-]

"O'Shenanigans" or "Hootenanny And A Half"

and the puns will just get worse throughout the evenings.

 

[Hristo Petrov]

"The cock and bulls"
"Fight Pub"
"The thirsty wench"

 

[Shaegor]

I'd call it The Exit. Go figure why

 

[Nerfherder17]

Ye Olde Pube.

I think i win this thread

I think family guy won it about 13 years ago.

To be fair, its a very obvious joke so really, no one wins.

No fg still wins, don't try and take the credit from them just cause you couldnt have it.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

The Shoggoth and Arms

Blame my recent interest in Lovecraft for that one.

 

[BlackStar42]

The Rusty Cutlass.

 

[Leadfinger]

Finnegan's Wake-of course we serve Guinness.

 

[JordanXlord]

the Drunken Irish

i am Shocked i am the first to come up with this

 

[Athol]

The Unseen Tavern

and there shall be an oragutang who works the bar.

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

No fg still wins, don't try and take the credit from them just cause you couldnt have it.

Prove I didn't come up with it before them or that I heard before they did it or that they were in fact the original creators of said joke and that they themselves did not hear it from some other source before putting it in the show.

Old joke is old and fail troll is fail.

 

[tahrey]

I can't say I've ever been into a pub based solely on its name, yknow...

Favourites of the past & present: Skerries, Yn Hen Glan, Ffridd Bar, Union Main Bar, Bishop ***** (I have to keep some secrets), Halfway House (sounds like a hostel for recovering addicts, eh), Old Railway, The Station (guess where THEY were located), Greek Bar, Paddys, O'Sheas, Belle Vue, Wellington. Not the most inspiring list of names is it, all largely traditional or plainly descriptive. They got the punters in by having a certain charm or other feature to keep you from walking back out after wandering in... other than, like, a big dog or a man standing by the exit demanding you buy at least three drinks before he'll let you go.

But.. eh... maybe Ye Olde Chip & Blip or something stupid like that. It'd be distinctive to be sure.

 

[Treblaine]

The Pub

Original no?