You own a pub, what's it called?

[Adrian Madhog]

Saw the pirate ship thread and thought, why the hell not.

You own a great pub/bar, and all you need now is a name to bring in the locals and drunk folk alike (most of the time the same thing). In fact the pub's so good that no one cares whether or not the name is rude, it can be whatever you want.

Mine would be the Redcoat's Demise, it just sounds good, and what with being British and all, i think it goes quite well.

Planet Booze!

 

[Cowabungaa]

I suck with names. If something can come up with something classy, jazzy, yet not too high brow and more like Mac's pub in The Dresden Files, please let me now. That'd be the kind of pub I'd either own or be a regular customer of.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The Englishman, Irishman, Scottishman Pub.

Outside is only for dogs with no noses.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Skum Pitt...yeah I like fallout.

 

[bubba145]

The Rebel Tavern

 

[Unhappy Crow]

The Drunken Crow.

It would have a crow drinking from a glass in neon lights. Think about it.

 

[team star pug]

The dog's Bullocks

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Liquor hole.

 

[team star pug]

the Drunken Irish

i am Shocked i am the first to come up with this

Don't be so racist.

 

[JochemDude]

The Moshpit

 

[team star pug]

I would call it Strangefellows, to honor the bar from my favorite book series of all time

You read nightside as well!

 

[Gluzzbung]

Pen and Parchment, inspired by shakespeare

 

[blindthrall]

The Gulag.

 

[Fbuh]

The Salty Seaman

 

[freakydan]

In a similar vein to my Pirate ship:

The Wanker's Wrists

Like the Bricklayer's Arms where I live, but better.

The Grassy Knoll

Cookie for the reference

Erm, I can't think of WHAT it could be?

Texas School Book Depositary? Nah.

Lee Harvey Oswald? Nah.

Robert Kennedy? Nah.

Dallas? Nah.

Jack Ruby? Nah.

Yes, I know what you are referencing. OH! Maybe the assassination of John F Kennedy? Nah.

Negatory. Well, the thing I'm referring to was referring to JFK, but I was more talking about a reference to a bar called The Grassy Knoll, not the grassy knoll itself.

 

[Logic 0]

Big bob's blue ball bar, because alliteration is fun.

 

[oldskoolandi]

The Badger and Flick-knife.

What? I'd drink there!

 

[JordanXlord]

the Drunken Irish

i am Shocked i am the first to come up with this

Don't be so racist.

...i am irish...so is that Racist?

 

[robinkom]

Alabama Thunderpussy

 

[DirtyMagic]

The Winchester
"Because Dogs Can't Look Up"