You own a pub, what's it called?

[JohanGasMask]

Just press the button marked Booze!
Bit long for a pub but its my pub and i do what i want with it.

 

[Alkali]

The Arseless Pig.
Yeah, why not.

 

[Chris^^]

The Wench and Flagon

although the best name I've ever seen is simply Gun Inn

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

Ye Olde Pube.

I think i win this thread

I think family guy won it about 13 years ago.

To be fair, its a very obvious joke so really, no one wins.

 

[ascorbius]

The Slaughtered Lamb.

Especially if it was in East Proctor.

 

[Scratch17]

But honestly, most of the names I've seen that have an '&' in them are kinda catchy and fun to say for me. There's one near where I live called the Slug & Lettuce.

(Double post, yay!)

You wouldn't happen to be talking about the one in Nottingham next to the Cornerhouse would you?

No, this one's in Durbanville, Cape Town, South Africa near the Midas hardware store. :x

 

[arkwright]

The Badgers Arse.

"where have you been?" "up the badgers arse" BOOM BOOM

 

[Yug]

THE MANA BAR!!! oh w8.....

I thought of it first

 

[Drop_D-Bombshell]

Beers of War

 

[BonsaiK]

Saw the pirate ship thread and thought, why the hell not.

You own a great pub/bar, and all you need now is a name to bring in the locals and drunk folk alike (most of the time the same thing). In fact the pub's so good that no one cares whether or not the name is rude, it can be whatever you want.

Mine would be the Redcoat's Demise, it just sounds good, and what with being British and all, i think it goes quite well.

Damn, I was nearly able to answer this question for real. About two years ago a friend approached me with the offer of buying the "leasehold" on a pub. It already had a name but I could have called the thing any damn thing I wanted. However I said no because running a pub is hard work and something I know not much about.


Not sure what I would have called it. I probably would have just started a thread like this and stole the best name off someone else.

 

[mrF00bar]

'Release the Peados' - Peepshow, Super Hanz.

 

[Tharwen]

But honestly, most of the names I've seen that have an '&' in them are kinda catchy and fun to say for me. There's one near where I live called the Slug & Lettuce.

(Double post, yay!)

You wouldn't happen to be talking about the one in Nottingham next to the Cornerhouse would you?

No, this one's in Durbanville, Cape Town, South Africa near the Midas hardware store. :x

Oh. Well, it was worth a try.

Now I must devote my efforts to working out which one copied the other!

 

[N.Manth]

either 'The Queen's Blessing' or 'The Volunteer'

Not hugely original but i love both names.

 

[Generic Redshirt]

'The mother black cap'

no perfumed ponce's allowed

 

[Ghengis John]

"The Chicken's Whiskers."

The Tavern sign is a chicken with a handle-bar mustache.

 

[freakydan]

The Grassy Knoll

Cookie for the reference

 

[Ldude893]

-The Bad Wolf
-The Weeping Angel
-The Blue Box

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

I defer to George Carlin's skit in "You Are All Diseased" about bar names. That should be enlightening to a few of you, at least.

 

[William MacKay]

Am I seriously the first to say Puzzles?

thats the puzzle...
OT: O'Alcoholigans.
sounds irish, and you know that theres alcohol.

 

[CommanderKirov]

"Expensive booze, free nuts"