You own a pub, what's it called?

octafish

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ascorbius said:
The Slaughtered Lamb.

Especially if it was in East Proctor.
Nice, now stick to the path...

Me? I'd buy a pub and not change the fucking name. I used to drink at a place called the Golden Arms named during the 1880's goldrush and a really nice pub, then some douche bought it and called it The Maxx, fucking wanker. Same with the Punter's Club being renamed Bimbo Deluxe and turned into a fucking pizza place. Fucking vandals I tell ya!

If I were to establish a new pub, I'd call it The Criterion, it's a good solid pub name.

Generic Redshirt said:
'The mother black cap'

no perfumed ponce's allowed
Not the Crow and Crown?
 

R4ptur3

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Tree man said:
The Tree of unending agonizing pain. with the sub caption stating.

hey it's better than being nagged by your wife.
That sounds so Douglas Adams
 

MrJKapowey

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In a similar vein to my Pirate ship:

The Wanker's Wrists

Like the Bricklayer's Arms where I live, but better.

freakydan said:
The Grassy Knoll

Cookie for the reference
Erm, I can't think of WHAT it could be?

Texas School Book Depositary? Nah.

Lee Harvey Oswald? Nah.

Robert Kennedy? Nah.

Dallas? Nah.

Jack Ruby? Nah.

Yes, I know what you are referencing. OH! Maybe the assassination of John F Kennedy? Nah.
 

Tao_Tzu

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Redemption.

I don't know why, that's just what came to mind when I saw the question.

Seems like a good name, though.

I envision it as a simple, old fashioned saloon-like establishment when folks can come in, get a drink, listen to some music, and relax for a while.
 

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Sparrow said:
Can't believe everyone has resisted the urge to say "The Winchester".
Alade said:
Maclaren's Pub of course.
I guess I'm a pop culture junkie, because those are the first two that popped into my head. When I was in London, though, I saw a pub called "The Famous Cock," and that's remained stuck in my head. I don't think I'd call my pub that, though, especially since it's already taken. Hm...the Blue Kangaroo. Just for fun.