You own a pub, what's it called?

[LorChan]

The Railway Arms.
All I would have to do is employ a Jamaican philosophy major and install some soft lights, then BAM. INSTANT AFTERLIFE.
(Cookies to reference-getters, of course)

 

[Corpse XxX]

I'd name mine "The Blue Waffle" so if anyone looked me up, they'd be horribly mentally scarred for life.

I would start another pub next to yours, called either "The willpower" or "Lemonparty"..
The freakiest party street on earth..

 

[deserteagleeye]

"Designated Drunkard" or "German Porn" (come in to get SH*TFACED)

 

[Verlander]

The Broken Drum

You can't beat it.

It's be a fantasy theme, and with his permission, would heavily include Discworld features

 

[Verlander]

The Bat Cave!

There's a club in Newcastle called "Gotham City"

 

[Vykrel]

im american, so its called a "bar"

 

[Hugh Wright]

The Seven Shellfish, if you are so drunk you can't say the name of the place you aren't getting served.
Or a rubgy pub called the Hooker's Leg's. Let the yanks puzzle over that one.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Old Greg's Pub

We only serve Baileys.

 

[kayisking]

The Spoiled Princess

 

[Inuprince]

Drunken Dragon.

 

[Chaza]

The Honey Badger.

Don't know why I just find it catchy.

 

[Raistlinhawke]

The Gold Flake Afterlife

A bit of a fruity name, but the tribute to the liquor featured in "Grim Fandango" makes it awesome and manly all over again.

 

[kinglovejoy]

The Cosy Pig. It's what Churchill called his home when he found out Hitler called his HQ The Eagles Nest. Or something like that. Either way it has that essence of Churchill, comedy and pigs which would entice any Englishman (nay, Briton!) in.

Otherwise maybe The Hanged Man [Iron Maiden reference], El Dorado, The Swan And Paedo (I know it's been done but hey, it's a good name!)

And just because its a videogame forum: The Wind Fish. Free pint for anyone with twenty seashells!

 

[Whodat]

Fuck That Shit: Time for a beer. Catchy, and true!

 

[AmosMoses]

The Quiche and Hamster

 

[RabbidKuriboh]

the bloody stool










i'm quite proud of that =D

 

[Meathands]

The Gary Glitter

"I hear you were going for a date with Sue from HR"
"Yep, I thought I'd play it low-key and just take her up the Gary Glitter"

 

[lordmardok]

The Slap and Tickle

 

[AbstractStream]

Am I seriously the first to say Puzzles?

Curse you!
I was going to say that!

OT: Puzzles.
Why?
That's the puzzle.

That's the puzzle!
Damn, I got ninja'd twice. I thought this was gonna be the most posted answer though.

 

[sleeky01]

A Cyber-themed bar named "The Progress Bar"? Maybe

A bar/casino named "Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear"? better..

Hmm....