You oxymoron

[DrunkWithPower]

Good Game.... might be good for one team but not the other

 

[Charley]

Organic Metal

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha
Your bones are made of metal silly, calcium is a metal

It's deposits of inorganic calcium salts, interwoven with connective tissue. I think it's safe to say it's neither organic nor metal.

Much like the band Trivium.

 

[SpikeyGirl]

Common sense

I will have you know that that is not an oxymoron. Everyone has common sense but was does it tell you? It tells you things like the earth is flat. So common sense is later replaced with common knowledge(i.e. the stove is hot).

back to topic: now then

To be honest your post confused me.

For a lot of people I know it seems to be an oxymoron, they have no sense so it's not really common. Actually, the fact they have no sense is common but I digress.

Oh and an unused stove is cold, so your example kinda sucks.

 

[Hyper-space]

Mac computers are superior

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Courage the Cowardly Dog is fucking awesome

fixed for you

smartass

I've met quite a few intelligent donkeys in my time...

For me it's when people use "stupidly" as an adjective, for example: "that's stupidly clever!" is something I've heard quite a few times.

, shirley you jest?

Don't call me Shirley.

Spoiler

for this you get cookie

And it's a totally awesome cookie! Huzzah!!

only the best for my references

Here's one for ya:

"You've got a little something on your face. *Shovel*"

i think i know, but it alludes me

"Klatu, Verada, Na*huhhermcough*"

 

[Erzengel]

ox⋅y⋅mo⋅ron  
A figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in ?cruel kindness? or ?to make haste slowly.

So which one do you know is your favorite?
Military intelligence. (I live in North America so that might tell you why.)

/sigh...the military actually has some bright young people filling its ranks.

Indeed there are, but I've seen plenty of times where Military Intelligence gets it wrong, so very wrong, and the people on the receiving end of AFI's SNAFUs would most certainly claim that "military intelligence" is an oxymoron. But when AFI gets it right...

Personally I think the "ALL NATURAL artificial FLAVORS" is a funny oxymoron.

 

[Cheesebob]

Also, beloved sweetheart bastard.

That sounds familiar but I can't remember where I heard it

Anyway:
Common sense

You do GCSE English Literature? It's in the peom Havisham by Carol Ann Duffy.

GOD DON'T REMIND ME.

Also Bittersweet is a good oxymorn.

 

[BlueTomfoolery]

the shortest giant? the tallest midget?

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

DELETED

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Courage the Cowardly Dog is fucking awesome

fixed for you

smartass

I've met quite a few intelligent donkeys in my time...

For me it's when people use "stupidly" as an adjective, for example: "that's stupidly clever!" is something I've heard quite a few times.

, shirley you jest?

Don't call me Shirley.

Spoiler

for this you get cookie

And it's a totally awesome cookie! Huzzah!!

only the best for my references

Here's one for ya:

"You've got a little something on your face. *Shovel*"

i think i know, but it alludes me

"Klatu, Verada, Na*huhhermcough*"

how in the world did i not get this, that film was fucking awesome, evil dead 3 cookie noa!

Here it is:

http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/super_mario_cookie.jpg

 

[Kriptonite]

Act Natural.

 

[TZer0]

I got another:Lawful Evil.

In the same series: Chaotic good!

 

[Lowbreed]

women's rights *terrible badum-tschh*

*cracks knuckles* Get running.

Someone called me a frigid slag today actually.. I LOL'd.

What why arnt you sub servent and self degrading for men as women should be lol

You two are going into my Death note lol

Oh I don't have anything to worry about, I don't go near other people's kitchens.

Oh, female doctor is another good one.

(I kid I kid :x)

 

[XJ-0461]

Friendly fire, it bloody isn't.

You've found the world's biggest oxymoron, right there.

 

[Knonsense]

I got another:Lawful Good.

Fixed

 

[Gerazzi]

I got another:Lawful Evil.

In the same series: Chaotic good!

Both of you are wrong.
it goes, ETHICS, MORALS.
Also, I have never played DnD, I can't believe no one called you out yet.

God dammit, people.
It's not that hard a concept to understand.

EDIT: I was going to add that when you use the actual meaning of the word then there can really be no oxymorons.
but... I have to so Epic Fail.

 

[Zhalath]

Simple RPG system. Somebody prove me wrong.

 

[Spirultima]

Going nowhere fast.

 

[Altio]

Delightfully Dower?

 

[Altio]

Oh oh wait, Final Fantasy, since it never seems to be the final one