You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Goremocker]

Date;he's rich!!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He assumes I'm rich...Or maybe he is just so damn poor.

 

[Goremocker]

Date;He's ok with you being poor.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. It's past his bedtime.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;Thinks I need sleep...The darkness of my soul keeps me up a night anyway,and the light keeps me focused...god I love being good and evil!

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's grey.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;He has no darkness...he just wishes he did.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's a cheerleader.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;never banged a cheerleader....wait...you're gay...that came out wrong...that's gross...I mean a female cheerleader!

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't date. He's not me.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. He has a Death Note.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Date. He can take you to exotic lands.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date. He.....is.....is...on second thought don't date.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Don't Date. If you displease him, he will end you in a creative way.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date Him. He can wisely and effectively see the future.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. He has the powers of a wizard.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date. He has a BADASS.....what is that thing? A Halbert?

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. He likes things that are badass.
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He has a BADASS.....what is that thing? A Halbert?

I assume it's kind of a mixture between a halbert and a battle-axe. Perfectly suitable for axing up hostile mechs anyway

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He doesn't have a gun.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Date. He's super sensitive.