You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

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Tharwen

Ep. VI: Return of the turret
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Don't date. Judging by the insane post count and join date, I don't expect you'd have any time with her.

Ninjificated. Oh well. That's a good enough reason.
 

Tharwen

Ep. VI: Return of the turret
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Don't date. She nearly prompted me to make a joke about only minding having my personal space violated from the front.
 

Tharwen

Ep. VI: Return of the turret
May 7, 2009
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Don't date. He lives on a low-orbit space laser of death, ready to press the 'fire' button. The relationship might turn out a little... volatile.
 

Tharwen

Ep. VI: Return of the turret
May 7, 2009
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Don't date. Her favourite food is turtle soufflé. She makes it herself, using a blender and a cheese grater.