You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Asturiel]

Don't date the bastard, he doesn't believe in pants.

 

[Jemappelle]

Date him. He's a God. He's an eye. What's not to like?

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date him, he's a dragon, so he'll be very greedy.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he's the God of pants.

 

[Jemappelle]

Don't date him, he's not a very manly man.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date them, they have no face.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date...That eye is evil and mean.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's far too needy.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is a horrible person who uses other people for her own gain.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's mean.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She will understand you.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He'll confuse you.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She caused me to hurt myself in confusion.

Spoiler

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's quite funny.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She has a sense of humor.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He knows what to do when thrown out a window.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She once got lonely and threw herself out the window.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He'll remind you of things that you don't remember doing.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is too mainstream.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He'll frame you for murder.