You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Yureina]

Don't date. Sparkles and grey-ish long hair probably means he's emo.

 

[Scde2]

[sub]WTF! How did you guess!?[/sub] //_O'

Date. (S)He is smart.

 

[Asturiel]

Date, apparently he has a Charisma score of more than 1.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's just a figment of your imagination.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Samus kicks ass!

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's immortal.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is not worthy.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He blew up Megaton.

 

[Yureina]

Date. That's a shiny avatar!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. (S)he is very blue.

 

[Yureina]

Don't date. He said to date me before, so he's clearly an indecisive fellow.

[sub]WTF! How did you guess!?[/sub] //_O'

Date. (S)He is smart.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, is Rei. Who doesn't love Rei?

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He looks angry.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's sparkling.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he thinks I'm angry when I'm just serious but in a good mood.
EDIT: Ah, NINJA!
Do not date, it's on his side.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He has problems with certain people.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he talks to himself.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, he criticized him.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is Mr. Negative.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him, he's been to Neptune.