You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Date. Huh, what?

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's always poisoning my coffee.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She is gonna need the help.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Avoid him at all costs.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She's rich.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He has no money

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's dead.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He can make money using [Summon Money - Rank 3].

 

[Scde2]

Date. He can protect you from rape.

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He will try to rape you.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Who would want to rape him?

 

[not_the_dm]

Don't date. He will insult you even more casually than he insults Elkoremarr the Necromancer.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, he's not the DM.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. A little too tan for my taste.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's immune to fall damage.

 

[JIst00]

Date, she wrote Sunset Beach.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Talks with a lisp.

 

[Kezia L]

Date, because he doesn't.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Green

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's radioactive.