You took over the world....now what?

[Marik2]

DANCE PARTY!!!!!

I'd be partying to this XD

 

[The Scythian]

I would begin with the glorious re-founding of Constantinople, and declaration of my divine mandate for all men. I would set up new provincial borders, based on revanchism. My grand design will eventually become a true Imperium of Man, and all lesser beings will tremble.

 

[C95J]

Spoiler

-PC gaming elitist snobs
-Fucking emos.
-Super patriotic yanks.
-Fox news.
-French Separatists
-People who don?t understand Socialism, yet hate it anyway.
-People who hate atheists because they don?t believe in a god.
-The Parents Television council and their nazi free speech suppression.
-Bobby motherfucking Kotick.
-Anti-Abortionists.
-People against gay marriage.
-People for the union of church and state.
-Bleeding heart liberals.
-Rich arrogant people.
-Affirmative action supporters.
-People who hate the military.
-Lawyers.
-Stock brokers.
-Greedy people.
-Racists.
-Pop stars.
-The cast from the jersey shore.
-Family first groups.
-People who won?t shut the fuck up about drugs.
-People who don?t believe in evolution.
-People against the legalization of marijuana.
-People who have an annoying laugh/voice and don?t shut up.
-Women who go nuts for little kids.
-Any religious extremists.
-The Vatican.
-People who think video games are raping the minds of America?s youth.
-Parents who let their little hellspawn run free unsupervised.
-People who advocate censorship.
-Mac elitists.
-Loud commercials.
-Stations that bleep out swearing on my favorite shows.
-Lazy people at fast food restaurants.
-Slow people who walk in front of me.
-Politicians.
-People who always want to fuck or party.
-Gaming pirates.
-Overprotective parents.
-People who hate smokers.
-PETA
-The Tea Party
-Overzealous moderators.
-Noobs.
-12 year olds on xbox live.
-Teamkilling fucktards.
-Video game fanboys.
-Pretentious art snobs.
-Insanely dedicated sports fans.
-People against punishing criminals.
-Alcoholics Anonymous.
-Most of my brother?s friends.
-Political Correctness.
-Airheaded girls.
-People who write fucked up fan fiction.
-Tech support.
-Gay people who keep trying to shove their sexuality down my throat.
-Black people who always play the race card.
-Illegal immigrants.
-Board of education.
-Paparazzi.
-Reality TV.
-"The fashion police"
-Beauty/slut/celebrity magazines.
-Angsty teenagers.
-Rappers.
-Companies that pull music off of youtube.
-Bankers.
-Weeaboos.
-Overimpatient people.
-The French.
-People who ***** about the government all the time.
-Certain charities and their guilt-tripping ways.
-Private healthcare.
-Over sensitive pussies.
-People who can?t take a joke.
-Feminist zealots.
-People who sue everyone.
-People who hate every genre of music that isn?t their own.
-Bros.
-People who don?t get shit.
-Women who use PMS as an excuse to be a *****.
-People with some sort of learning disability who use it as an excuse for shitty work.
-Ivy league schools.
-Religious schools.
-People who see the world as black and white.
-Politicians who halt the progress of science.
-The Japanese.
-People who believe they have the right to do whatever they want.
-Self-titled experts.
-Employees at stores who bother me.
-Gaming companies that turn out repetitive bullshit.
-Pikeys

Wrote a list when I was bored and home sick one day.

This is the best list in the history of mankind.

 

[WorldCritic]

1. Destroy all Radio Shacks
2. Ban Disney Channel
3. Order Sega to make Shenmue 3
4. Throw my ex into a psych ward
5. Impress girls

I'll think of more things after these are completed.

 

[Canid117]

Enjoy me some tacos.

 

[SHIFTYMACO]

Get several of the most sexiest women from every country in the world.
Live a life of pleasure!
Make sure Mechwarrior 5 is created,(And 6,7,8, + Forever)
Make one currency with one world government!
Take steps to remove all nationalistic garbage and promote the one world policy.
Get more of the most sexiest women from every country in the world Can continue sexing!

 

[Sacman]

Destroy the moon...
take a nap...
start the great purge...<.<

 

[Digitman]

destroy the world and all it's inhabitants (exluding the ones aren't idiots) and set up a new world on mars.

 

[selce]

I think id be more suprised about finding a coupon for Jack in the Box, its a good 100 miles to the closest one. Other than that id def make a giant fortress so imposing that people would shiver just thinking of the ruthless acts i would dish out.

 

[Betancore]

First I'd ensure that people don't assassinate me while I'm sleeping. Then I'd hold a meeting with all the leaders of the various countries of the world, slap them upside the head, and kill everyone I don't like. And I think I'd also buy myself a jetpack.

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

Cancel and destroy any evidence of the Justin Bieber movie

 

[RatRace123]

Giant super model orgy, of course even if I didn't rule the world I'd try for that.
But I'm sure ruling the world would ease the process.
Or I could also just go for the standard steal and murder spree.

 

[pope_of_larry]

build a 15 story tower hire some one to make me bagels each morning and give notch large sums of cash and a holiday.

 

[Invader7]

Force every person to fix their own problems. Environmentalists have to clean the environment, people who complain about everyone else's generosity would have to give all of their money to people in need, everyone who thought they needed a handout would be forced to get a job, everyone who has a prejudice against someone else has to go and live with them, wasteful people would have to become garbage-people etc.

 

[mr-fix_it]

I'd play minecraft, watch topgear,get pig.

Can't really think of anything serious right now.

 

[G-Virus]

HEALTH CARE REFORM!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[BrownGaijin]

I would start spouting orders from my marble throne and red cushon:

Order 1: Bring me 15 sexy women on their own accord! (suck it Bin Laden)
Order 2: Bring me George Lucas!
Order 3: Take him to the torture chamber for everything since 1997!
Order 4: Bring me 15 more sexy women on their own accord! (suck it even HARDER Bin Laden)
Order 5: Bring me Nabeshin!
Order 6: Make me an anime series! Here's 10 million "Dollars" in investment.
Order 7: Bring me 15 more sexy women on their own accord!

(from this point on, this order replaces any number that is skipped)

Order 8: Mind control every bear in Canada!
Order 9: Bring me the cast of Loading Ready Run! Including Dale!
Order 10: Here's the deed to Canada guys. I also present you with this army of bears. Rule wisely.
Order 11: Dale! Say "40 POINTS OF ACID DAMAGE" into this mic! Cool you are now the owner of a books on tape company!
Order 13: Bring me Miyamoto!
Order 14: The 25th anniversary edition of SMB sucked! You shall work here until the 25th anniversary edition of Legend of Zelda is complete and it meets my standards!
Order 16: Bring me Yahtzee!
Order 17: Australia is yours, rule wisely. Also we're moving Valve to Australia.
Order 19: Move Valve to Australia!
Order 21: Bring me a 1964 Mustang!
Order 22: Bring me Ryan from West Coast Customs!
Order 23: Pimp this car up in 24 hours!
Order 24: Bring me 15 more sexy women on their own accord!

Oh yeah and solve world hunger and tribal warfare.

 

[Cazza]

Rate every person in the world with a system that shows how nice you are. Something like jerk to nice. everyone has to wear their tag. with everyone knows who is nice and who is bad everyone will try and be nicer. People are re tested every 6months to a year.

 

[Drakmorg]

I'd devote the world's resources towards building me an awesome self-sustaining flying doom fortress.

Then I'd float around the world, relaxing all day, being catered to by my attractive and skimpily dressed servants, and blow the living hell out of whatever I don't want around anymore.

 

[Scout Tactical]

Gather all the leaders of the various nations of the world and set up a plan to get everyone's shit together. Weed out the bullshit companies that have screwed up the world, I'm looking at you oil companies. Set up a basic quality of life that everyone can and should be able to enjoy (seriously we have the potential to feed the world but people's ignorance and self righteousness stops it) and set up a system in which people work to contribute to this basic quality of life.

Totally sincere when I ask, what would you do when all developed nations throughout the world stop functioning completely when they run out of oil due to no oil companies? That's definitely not enough time to sufficiently develop alternatives for heating, general electricity, and most importantly transportation in terms of energy.

I guess you could hoard the precious oil to yourself and become even more godlike in society. Not a bad idea, to be honest. Oil has always been the source of fortunes, so why not in your society, too?