You took over the world....now what?
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I should've been more specific that I would actually hold various companies responsible for the bullshit they pull, ie BP in the Gulf, Shell in Africa. They commit pretty heinous destruction and no one does anything about it. I mean they are ruining people's lives and they cry about the fact that pirates are demolishing their crap, but when someone calls them on their human rights violations or the fact they pay governments off to look the other way they just stare at you blankly as if to say "lol wut".Scout Tactical said:
You want to kill all recists yet you list "The Japanese" on your list? Isn't that racisst? Especially considering you didn't give a reason.Kharloth said:
Another thing that confuses me is that you wrote "rappers" yet you also wrote "People who hate every genre of music that isn?t their own." so does that mean you're gonna have to kill yourself?
I'd perform a worldwide social experiment.
First step: Have every person in the world take a poll to determine their political beliefs. Their'll be only two options ("Communist" and "Libertarian") and the people will be instructed to choose the option that is closest to their beliefs, even if it's not a perfect match.
Second step: Split the world into two nations; one totally Communist, the other totally Libertarian. People will be sent to live in the nation that corresponds to their choice on the poll. After ten years, people will be allowed to switch nation if they want.
Third step: Kick back and take bets on what percentage of the Communist population will decide to high-tail it to Libertarian Land after those ten years are up.
... In all seriousness, though, I'd probably just hand everything to people that actually know what they're doing and then step down. As entertaining as it would be to watch the Commie nation wallow in directionless failure for a whole decade, I'd much rather see the world's governments put in capable hands and then reap the benefits as a regular citizen.
EDIT: Forgot about the taco coupon. Unless Jack in the Box has suddenly started selling organic vegetarian tacos, I'll be giving that to the Communists; they'll need all the food they can get to get them through that decade.
First step: Have every person in the world take a poll to determine their political beliefs. Their'll be only two options ("Communist" and "Libertarian") and the people will be instructed to choose the option that is closest to their beliefs, even if it's not a perfect match.
Second step: Split the world into two nations; one totally Communist, the other totally Libertarian. People will be sent to live in the nation that corresponds to their choice on the poll. After ten years, people will be allowed to switch nation if they want.
Third step: Kick back and take bets on what percentage of the Communist population will decide to high-tail it to Libertarian Land after those ten years are up.
... In all seriousness, though, I'd probably just hand everything to people that actually know what they're doing and then step down. As entertaining as it would be to watch the Commie nation wallow in directionless failure for a whole decade, I'd much rather see the world's governments put in capable hands and then reap the benefits as a regular citizen.
EDIT: Forgot about the taco coupon. Unless Jack in the Box has suddenly started selling organic vegetarian tacos, I'll be giving that to the Communists; they'll need all the food they can get to get them through that decade.
Glory to teh God Emperor! Incidentally, how long after the start of your reign can we expect chapters of the Space Marines to begin popping up?The Scythian said:
OT: My first order of business is to do something I have long been proposing to people when discussions about the middle east crop up.
Phase 1: Evacuate the greater area known as the middle east and relocate its people to the Montana-ish area of the United States with plans for overflow into chunks of Canada should the need arise.
Phase 2: Any people who refused to leave the middle east will be subjected to indiscriminate carpet bombing as we do our damndest to wipe any traces of civilization from the area. We're going to need a clean slate for phase 3. (hey we gave them very advanced warning to leave in phase 1)
Phase 3: Sell/Donate the newly cleared land to the Walt Disney Corporation and Universal Studios.
Phase 4: Using their copious amounts of newly acquired land; Disney Corporation will be commissioned to begin work on Disney World: Arabia and I guess we'll let Universal do something more awesome along the lines of building Islands of Adventure on country wide scales.
Phase 5: Middle East BS is solved as after all this is complete I will have successfully united the entire group of people behind the singular cause of bringing me down. Thus ending all currently waging wars over offenses that happened centuries again. The world gets the two greatest theme parks ever created, old enemies become allies, and I get to have fun crushing a self-manufactured rebellion. Everybody wins!
The first thing Id do? End organized religion, and at the same time end war so productive day lol
I would take a million dollars of my own, study music business, open a record company, and hand control of the world to whomever I decide.
Running a label would be a lot less stressful than running the planet, plus it would kind of fulfill my dream of making an impact in the music scene.
Running a label would be a lot less stressful than running the planet, plus it would kind of fulfill my dream of making an impact in the music scene.
Millions would die, life as we know it would be over, and you'd be blamed as the asshole who blew up the moon just to see what would happen... assuming anyone survives. Mind you, that's only from the debris of thousands upon thousands of rocks falling onto the planet. The environmental damage from throwing the tides, and possibly all of nature, into chaos probably wouldn't end too well either.Cheesus333 said:
Then again we've survived much more worse catastrophes, so why not?
I really can't be bothered posting a serious response to this thread because it's all too familiar to me and I don't want to type it up, so I'll just go with setting up a nuclear WWIII and watching the world destroy itself from my private satellite. That would be quite a show
First, have all of the Star Wars prequels annulled along with that God-awful CGI abomination. Make it legal for gays to be married. Reveal any conspiracy theories that exist (hopefully there won't be anything that causes massive rioting). If I was a the sole ruler of the world I guess that would mean there wouldn't really be any war because the whole world would be one, together. I would have all toxic waste put into big super cannon things and have them shot right into space (maybe at the sun or something so it doesn't hit aliens. I would seize all nuclear weapons and probably do the same. Then I'd have a jam with some kick ass band gear with musicians from all around the world. That would be my first day. Then I'd crack open a beer and chill out with some of my mates on the white house roof. Then maybs play a 12 player co-op zombie with a bunch of people on a gigantic screen (because I will get some hacker/programmer/person to alter it so we could do that). Oh the things I would do. Get a helicopter to the top of the alps in europe and snowboard down with a bunch of buddies. Research bio-fuel. Go into space and watch the sun rise over the sea of Japan.
Sometimes I love fantasizing about being free to do absolutely anything. Of course I would actually need magical powers for most of this stuff to actually happen, but whatever I can dream.
Sometimes I love fantasizing about being free to do absolutely anything. Of course I would actually need magical powers for most of this stuff to actually happen, but whatever I can dream.