You vs Your Avatar.

[Dark Knifer]

A dismembered hand... I think I'm one of the more luckier people in this thread.

 

[junkmanuk]

Think i'd win in any case, no arms, no legs, no body of any kind. but then again he managed to roll that doob despite this, so i have no idea what the limits of his capabilities are.

Telekinesis, one step towards him and you'll find your throat tightening and that's it, game over.

 

[Auninteligentname]

Well... I would lose in most of the scenarios. However, I know of an scenraio where it doesn't matter if I win or lose, as I "win" anyway (unless she has the power to decline that challenge).

 

[Sunrider]

Why would I even want to? It just makes no sense.

 

[The Eyeball Moose]

Lorelei's pokemon are a bit tough compared to my Pokemon from Black (I still haven't been able to beat Black's Elite Four yet!). I think I might be screwed.

 

[therandombear]

This will be messy...and I would have no chance.

Bears...soulless killing machines :3

If he wanted to, I'd rather hug the bear then attack

 

[Dott]

I have been squashed like BUG!

 

[JamesStone]

A level 50 Courier intelligent enough to outsmart Einstein, strong to hold a minigun with one finger, agile like a Nobody (obscure reference, cookie for people who get it and with an arsenal big enough to make a weapon´s shop feel ashamed?

Please take me down gently.

 

[DEATHD0DGER]

The Jack of Blades.

Without the Sword of Aeons he would annihilate me. With the Sword of Aeons, the whole planet is fucked. If I somehow pull some amazing magical feat and kill him, he will return in the form of a dragon. There's no real scenario where I win.

 

[BigHandInSky]

Well.......at least i'll go down in the history of overkill

 

[MintberryCrunch]

If it's a looking disappointed contest, I've lost by default. In all seriousness though, I reckon I have a chance against some annoyed Eastern European guy.

 

[Lenin211]

Me vs. two midgets with hairy toes. I think I would win, unless Frodo had the ring. Then I'd be screwed.

 

[GenericAmerican]

Me vs Myself...we would both lose, since the same matter cannot occupy the same space or some scientific bullshit like that; in short, end of the world...does that mean I win?

 

[Ickorus]

I'd splat my annoying avatar and The Escapist would rejoice at no longer being tricked into slapping their monitors.

 

[Bobbovski]

Hmmm... Fluttershy would either run away if I tried to attack or or she would simply stare me down.... since she's the stare master.

 

[AlotFirst]

I think I'm doomed, how could I possibly fight the magnificent Alot!?

 

[sorry user name taken.]

he's attack me with cuddles!! D:



...this isn't a Photoshopped picture he's actually wearing that bowler ;D his names ''tucker''

 

[Pat8u]

is it illeagle to fight cats?