You vs Your Avatar.

[Pat8u]

is it illeagle to fight cats?

 

[plugav]

I don't know what it is, but it looks like it could bite my head off, so...

AVATAR WINS
FLAWLESS VICTORY
FATALITY

...this isn't a Photoshopped picture he's actually wearing that bowler ;D

Now that is just badass. I say you're screwed. xD

 

[PatrickXD]

I suppose I would set up a memo and invite Karkats past and future selves, and they'd argue infinitely.
Unfortunately, that's impossible. And he has a sickle.
Yeah, I will die.

 

[SamuelT]

Me vs Sollux?

I see a lot of possible ways that could end.

Well is not one of them.

I can only see...

<color=red>T<color=blue>w<color=red>o

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

What chance do I have against a Master Assassin? Somewhere between 0 and -50

 

[Timberwolf0924]

look at his face.. he's daring you to come at him.. He'll shark punch you into next week!

Spoiler

 

[phYnc]

lol I would definatly lose. No chance at all

 

[Kelethor]

Me versus a marine eh?

Depends...if I micro juuuust right-No im screwed.

 

[novixz]

A pony? :'I *slowly brings up shotgun while crying* I'm sorry!

 

[ObsidianPhoenix]

Considering that guy seems to ooze badassness from every pore of his body, methinks I don't have a hope.

 

[Thespian]

Well, I guess mine is just a disembodied mask. But it's also the symbol of Duelmasters' darkness civilization, so any attempt to fight it might bring a legion of demon soldiers down on my head.

Me and Loki?
Skip the fight and go straight to the make-up sex.
Yes/yes?

Damnit you're lucky D:

 

[Kilroy17]

It's Dinobot from Beast Wars, so yes I'll lose.

 

[mrmooninnod]

so it's me vs Kane and the entire brotherhood of nod my life is over

 

[Xerxesrogue]

A rock-off against an undead cello player... Or he'd just eat my guts.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

I don't know what it is, but it looks like it could bite my head off, so...

AVATAR WINS
FLAWLESS VICTORY
FATALITY

...this isn't a Photoshopped picture he's actually wearing that bowler ;D

Now that is just badass. I say you're screwed. xD

i posted a thread up of the picture and people made funny lolcat related pictures of him

i think we all agreed the clockwork orange picture won

 

[Azaradel]

Me vs Sollux?

I see a lot of possible ways that could end.

Well is not one of them.

I can only see...

<color=red>T<color=blue>w<color=red>o

I walked into that joke so hard it hurts.

 

[yuval152]

Me vs. Lemonade,I don't think that a grenade can win,espacilly one that is made of lemons.

 

[Conn1496]

Intellect: "there's no silicon heaven" : Brain explodes. (RED DWARF REFERENCE.)
Skill: Maybe. If it's chess...
Fight: RUN AWA~ *Death scream*

 

[Arkynomicon]

Me vs Ergo Proxy?

Yeah, I'm so dead.

 

[Vrex360]

Given that this is the mighty Vrex, he would easily destroy me.
Then again I am the mighty Vrex, so perhaps it wouldn't.