You wake up in a horror movie. What do you do?

[TonyVonTonyus]

Well since only attractive women can survive I'm pretty much fucked, regardless of what I do.

Not neccesarily...what about Evil Dead movies?

 

[The Youth Counselor]

Well since only attractive women can survive I'm pretty much fucked, regardless of what I do.

Only attractive ones who are also chaste and modest virgins. The "slutty hot girls" are always the first to go along with "the minorities."

What would I do? Stick together with a group and stay the fuck out of the woods or any other dark isolated spot.

 

[godfist88]

put on thriller in the background, start dancing and hope they follow along.

 

[captaincabbage]

Well since I couldn't possibly be the main character (I'm far too uninteresting) I guess I'll just have to get a shotgun and run through the street shooting everything.

It's the ONLY COURSE OF ACTION.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I'm pretty safe because of my DFC.

 

[Hunter15]

become Scorpion and GO PEANUTS PECANS HAPPY ON THE ENTIRE CAST OF SCARY MOVIE 4

 

[Furioso]

Get shotgun, hang sign on closet that says, I am in here Mr killer, lock all doors to ensure no innocents enter my house, aim shotgun at door, the second anything steps in front of the door I unleash hell, also will have a backup pistol

 

[Jinjiro]

I wake up in a horror movie and what do I do?

Go back to bed, of course.

 

[jkarkov]

Think to my self: "I'm either finally going to get laid today, or I'm going to survive this... Think I will go for surviving! Hand me that gun useless sidekick!"

 

[-Drifter-]

Everyone seems to be assuming it's a slasher film they're stuck in. There are other genres of horror.

 

[Whoatemysupper]

Dance.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Get my axe, put on my long coat, helmet, gloves and dust mask and go start killing some retarded teens.
Edit:

Everyone seems to be assuming it's a slasher film they're stuck in. There are other genres of horror.

Yep. But it's much funner this way.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Keep away from the idiot who says 'Let's split up!', keep away from all of the danger zones (Dark houses without people, those woods, the haunted [insert building here], oh and far away from teenagers), grab something to defend self (Preferably something that can't be knocked out of my hands) and just don't do anything predictable and dangerous. Instant live.

 

[Ekonk]

Everyone seems to be assuming it's a slasher film they're stuck in. There are other genres of horror.

Exactly. You could star finding post-its on your fridge with unnerving messages.

Or wake up to discover that you've missed the rapture and the entire earth is empty now.

Or wake up in a hospital, blind.

Or something like that, you know.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

The only sure-fire way of avoiding being killed by the serial killer is to BE the serial killer, so: START KILLING EVERYONE!

Then, when there's only one person left, don't go back to try to finish them off, just leave.

you know, that might just be the best plan ever...

 

[Aris Khandr]

Start a group sing-a-long of various cartoon opening themes, in hopes of changing the movie into something more enjoyable.

~My Little Pony
My Little Pony
Aaaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaa-aaaa-aaaaa....~

 

[Sarge034]

I would kill the killer, survive the next 30 sequels, and go on to win The Game.

I AM BAD ENOUGH A DUDE! Are you?

 

[duct tape guardian]

Walk off set, Turn Horror movie shoot into a real shooting.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

Dance.

i overule my previous comment. THIS is the best plan ever XD! especially if you dance to carrameldansen the killer/alien/zombie/[insert horror badguy here] will not be able to get close to you. unless theyr deaf...