You wake up in a horror movie. What do you do?
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Walk a little faster then usual, but don't run. Make sure to watch where I go so I don't trip.
Ignore the car. Ignore the freakin' car.
Ignore the car. Ignore the freakin' car.
Get accountability of my equipment, set up a defensive position and radio my unit for a pick up. Advise bringing armored vehicles or air assests. Kill anything that moves until I can confirm that friendly forces are on site.
Hooah hooah for being in the Army.
EDIT: Alternatively, just take my platoon and leave with the rest of the unit because the Army is NEVER around when shit goes down.
Hooah hooah for being in the Army.
EDIT: Alternatively, just take my platoon and leave with the rest of the unit because the Army is NEVER around when shit goes down.
there's a (pretty poor) horror movie called house on haunted hill, in which the protagonists decide to spend a night in the, I kid you not, haunted mental asylum where a doctor went mad and killed all those people 50 years ago tonight. seriously, ya don't do that.
I'd probably tell the director I quit and leave the set, if that's not an option, I'd try to avoid acting like a horror movie character, break the 4th wall, and stay in a group.
I'd probably tell the director I quit and leave the set, if that's not an option, I'd try to avoid acting like a horror movie character, break the 4th wall, and stay in a group.
1. Don't go near bathrooms.
2. Don't say "Everything's going to be alright."
3. Don't have sex.
4. Use another survivor as a distraction.
5. Call the police.
6. If I run into the killer, then I use another survivor as a meat shield while I use the nearest sharp object to decapitate the killer.
What? They were going to die anyway, I'm just taking steps to make sure the person who matters (the protagonist) survives.
2. Don't say "Everything's going to be alright."
3. Don't have sex.
4. Use another survivor as a distraction.
5. Call the police.
6. If I run into the killer, then I use another survivor as a meat shield while I use the nearest sharp object to decapitate the killer.
What? They were going to die anyway, I'm just taking steps to make sure the person who matters (the protagonist) survives.
Look for the second safest place there is and hide. The safest places like the house, the showers, the camp-fires with friends; the killer looks for the you there and kills everyone. But you don't want the least safest place either because you'd feel scared and the killer always goes after the most frightened first. So like at an old mill with your whole class surrounding you or something.
curl up, cry and wait for the end, hoping for a swift one.
I know full well I'm not interesting enough to be a main character and am just not likeable enough to be a support character who gets wounded but lives because s/he is the comic relief.
damn, fml.
I know full well I'm not interesting enough to be a main character and am just not likeable enough to be a support character who gets wounded but lives because s/he is the comic relief.
damn, fml.
Die, obviously.
Or just stare at the killer and just say, "Porque?" over and over. Everyone hates some white guy who keeps rambling in Spanish.
Or just stare at the killer and just say, "Porque?" over and over. Everyone hates some white guy who keeps rambling in Spanish.
Probably go kill some annoying teenagers and put on a mask made of their skin.
You didn't say wake up in a horror movie as a potential victim after all.
You didn't say wake up in a horror movie as a potential victim after all.