You wake up in a video game.

[GaltarDude1138]

Duke. Nukem. Seriously.

EDIT: Alright, LCP rules, alright. Why Duke Nukem? Not to diss the Duke, but I don't think he could shed his manliness on every girl in the world at the same time. So someone's gotta pick up the slack.

 

[Mcmuffin]

Lego island, im pretty you cant get any less dangerous than that and everyone loves Lego so im all set for eternity

 

[TheOneandOnly]

Darwinia. The fact that I'm a regular human being automatically makes me a god.

 

[rmb1983]

Duke. Nukem. Seriously.

"Congratulations! You have been in stasis for 13 years. Welcome back to the Land of the Living.

P.S.: Aliens have invaded again. Find somewhere to curl up in a fetal position."

 

[Wilko316]

Assassins Creed, I'm already quite good at parkour and need to get back into it again, I love the freedom within the skill, plus it'd be sweeeeeeeeeet.
Either that or Bully because it's a school and a town with essentially no rules.
If you'd have allowed to gain the powers of the video game then Dragonball Z Budokai 3, that would be fucking sick.

 

[Stuntcrab]

Fallout, STALKER, or half life. Kill mutants that threaten people (Fallout, STALKER) or go and kick soldiers ass with Gordon (Half life)

"you can't obtain any that you couldn't in real life."
So are you saying I can't get a ar2 from a dead soldier if I say half life 2?

 

[XHolySmokesX]

spyro 1, becasue unlike when you play the game, it would be an impossible death trap =P

 

[malus_vai]

Red Dead Redemption, gonna go hunt me some Buffalo, then have a fight with a cougar, THEN go and collect some flowers.... aaah, the simple life.

 

[Dr_Steve_Brule]

Garry's Mod.
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

 

[Poisoni]

Digimon World 2000

Hell Yeah!

 

[badgersprite]

Tetris.

 

[ExileNZ]

Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball ... for the Beach Volleyball of course...

Thread over!

Seriously though, I woke up in one this morning - I've been playing through Aliens vs Predator 2000 and having finally finished my third and final (Predator) campaign, I've had my fair share of facehugger action.

So, as occasionally happens, last night I dreamed about AvP and woke with a start when a facehugger jumped on my face.

This kind of thing happens to me all the time, no biggie, right?

Except that the first thing I noticed when I woke up was that I really did have a fleshy mass stuck to my face and it really was stopping me from breathing.

Freaking the hell out, my mind still full of facehuggers, I yanked it off only to hear my wife crying out. Turned out the fleshy mass my face was burried in was her shoulder.

^^;;

Nightmare fail...

 

[M0rp43vs]

One a' them hentai porn games. Prefferably a harem one. With a good story.

...what? They exist.

Yes but unless it's your own game, you'll be just some minor secondary character while every female in the game will be chasing after the main character. 'Cept maybe the ugly comedic relief girl.

OT:I'm in Gensokyo! better learn how to dodge and graze or I'm gonna get eaten

 

[Extragorey]

Oblivion!

Why might I want to live in a world of twisted magic, undead creatures, psychic law enforcement and portals to Hell, you ask?

Because... Fantasy rules!

 

[Artina89]

The town of Greenvale from "Deadly premonition" where it is like $30 to get crackers, the police department is only open from 9-5, there is a weird purple fog that can cause zombies to randomly produce, and there is a psychotic serial killer in a raincoat that will hunt you down and dismember you with an axe.
On the bright side, every time it rains you get a day off, which is a definite plus in my book

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

Yeah, Pokemon sounds good to me. Travelling through the world, keeping and training lots of interesting pets with powers to make my life easier, maybe making a career out of it... seems like my kinda life.

 

[WOPR]

Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball ... for the Beach Volleyball of course...

You have winner!

Being that I won't be super human that that I don't want to fight a dog with a spamming problem, and a flamboyant ninja with a grenade and guns problem... yeah, either I'll see you at there (for the beach volleyball of course *cough*) or I'll be piloting an AC-Next, hey it said I couldn't have super human powers, never said I couldn't be hired as a freelancer mech pilot

 

[WOPR]

Duke. Nukem. Seriously.

EDIT: Alright, LCP rules, alright. Why Duke Nukem? Not to diss the Duke, but I don't think he could shed his manliness on every girl in the world at the same time. So someone's gotta pick up the slack.

Then come with us to Dead or Alive, play some volleyball and enjoy some... "cake"

EDIT: I'm suprised no one's said "Minecraft" or "Sims" yet just for the irony... and I'm suprised no ones said "Leisure Suit Larry" what with all the dead or alive "fans" which need to be reminded that to get the skimpier suits for the girls you need to be good at volleyball

 

[kayisking]

Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball ... for the Beach Volleyball of course...

You have winner!

Being that I won't be super human that that I don't want to fight a dog with a spamming problem, and a flamboyant ninja with a grenade and guns problem... yeah, either I'll see you at there (for the beach volleyball of course *cough*) or I'll be piloting an AC-Next, hey it said I couldn't have super human powers, never said I couldn't be hired as a freelancer mech pilot

Wait, was that a Big Rigs reference.

OT: I guess pokemon, since I´m pretty good at those games and it isn´t like the protagonist is usually a mage or anything.

 

[Quesa]

Mechwarrior 1, since there still hasn't been a more free traveling game in the BattleTech universe.