You wake up in a video game.
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Well, the first thing that came to mind was I Dream In Retro [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/538066], a hilarious dreaming-in-video-game flash.
Then, as I saw the rules...I decided on Super Bomberman.
Why? Well, let's think about it. People in this game throw bombs that they gain in power-ups and gain other abilities the same way. I happen to not only be extensively good at Bomberman, but fricking immaculate once I have remote detonators. Sound like fun to everyone else?
Then, as I saw the rules...I decided on Super Bomberman.
Why? Well, let's think about it. People in this game throw bombs that they gain in power-ups and gain other abilities the same way. I happen to not only be extensively good at Bomberman, but fricking immaculate once I have remote detonators. Sound like fun to everyone else?
Disgaea 2, I would create a bunch of pupils have them teach me magic (not breaking the rules) Then become the Supreme Badass Overlord 
The Portal games. You cant get hurt from falls and you could escape easily with an a quick excursion funnel you could be out of there in mere hours.
I have 3 choices.
Harvest Moon
All the fun of farming with none of the mess, spend all day watering my crops, eating strange mushrooms you find in the forest and wooing women by giving them fish and rocks. Fall in love with the stand offish redhead but marry the brunnette. The only problem being that each season only lasts 10 days each, can't imagine having a long life there.
Animal Crossing
What is there to do in Animal Crossing? Nothing. No work, no stress, yeah you have to pay Tom Nook back for your house but he hardly pressures you for the cash and after a few upgrades you are pretty much living in a mansion anyway. A life of luxury if you like and all your neighbours are cute animals. I love animals.
Mass Effect
I'd be one of those NPC's that stand completely still whenever Shepard walks past, not moving not talking just staring at the person opposite me and then whenever he/she moves on making fun of him/her behind their back because of the colour of the armour he/she is wearing. And if I'm feeling mischevous I may sport a blue box and then send him/her on a completely pointless sidequest.
Harvest Moon
All the fun of farming with none of the mess, spend all day watering my crops, eating strange mushrooms you find in the forest and wooing women by giving them fish and rocks. Fall in love with the stand offish redhead but marry the brunnette. The only problem being that each season only lasts 10 days each, can't imagine having a long life there.
Animal Crossing
What is there to do in Animal Crossing? Nothing. No work, no stress, yeah you have to pay Tom Nook back for your house but he hardly pressures you for the cash and after a few upgrades you are pretty much living in a mansion anyway. A life of luxury if you like and all your neighbours are cute animals. I love animals.
Mass Effect
I'd be one of those NPC's that stand completely still whenever Shepard walks past, not moving not talking just staring at the person opposite me and then whenever he/she moves on making fun of him/her behind their back because of the colour of the armour he/she is wearing. And if I'm feeling mischevous I may sport a blue box and then send him/her on a completely pointless sidequest.
Well really any game barring the survival horror genre. I mean, like in movies, all you really have to do to survive in most games is be a moderately good shot since most enemies can't hit the broad side of a barn or be competent with a blade (I am a fencer, so it's not *that* much of a stretch to know how to defend myself against a highly advertised sword attack that you see in fantasy games). OOOHH, I just had an idea...any turn based rpg, because if I am bond to my real life rules, I don't have to obey the turn rule - thus allowing my to cheat the system and live like a king, a damn hell ass KING.
OT: yeah, Mass Effect would be pretty sweet, Pokemon too (so long as I could find my Red/Blue monster team of power - gotta have my Pigeott, Sandslash, and Flareon).
OT: yeah, Mass Effect would be pretty sweet, Pokemon too (so long as I could find my Red/Blue monster team of power - gotta have my Pigeott, Sandslash, and Flareon).
I think that the world that Bioshock: Infinite takes place in looks kind of fun. I'd love to live in the sky like that, although I'm pretty sure that it's breaking multiple safety protocols.
And as has been said before, the Pokemon world would be awesome to stay in.
And as has been said before, the Pokemon world would be awesome to stay in.
Pokemon.
Or some hentai game... For obvious reasons.
I would say Minecraft, but you know... Creepers.
Or some hentai game... For obvious reasons.
I would say Minecraft, but you know... Creepers.
Without a doubt, I would wake up in.......Pong!
OT: I would probably go with Phantasy Star Universe, or Super Mario (I've always wanted to punt a goomba )
OT: I would probably go with Phantasy Star Universe, or Super Mario (I've always wanted to punt a goomba
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Mount and Blade Warband. With my high level of education and common sense I would soon become an adviser to a Lord or King, allowing me to live a comfortable life filled with feasting and tavern wenchs
the sims. why not enter a world were you do the same things that are done in the world of humans the only difference is your controlled by some sick sadistic bastard who would set your house on fire; while they trap you in a room by deleting the door or a person who will put you in the same dull and repetitive schedule every day. wouldn't that be fun
jokes aside the world of pokemon. i don't have to explain my self any further since the people who comment before have already done that
jokes aside the world of pokemon. i don't have to explain my self any further since the people who comment before have already done that
Portal. I'd spend all my time exploring the old labs, training up to test for GLaDOS and generally have physics based fun.
And probably grovel to never be released into the outside world. Aperture's been pretty safe from the Combine.
And probably grovel to never be released into the outside world. Aperture's been pretty safe from the Combine.
I'm surprised no one said star wars: knights of the old republic. I would love to be a Jedi or Jedi knight Jedi academy.
But if I had to pick just one, I would go with Oblivion. Fantasy setting with swords, bow and arrows and magic ftw!
Although dead or alive: extreme volleyball is definitely a very close 2nd...or a tie for first XD
or Jedi knight Jedi academy.But if I had to pick just one, I would go with Oblivion. Fantasy setting with swords, bow and arrows and magic ftw!
Although dead or alive: extreme volleyball is definitely a very close 2nd...or a tie for first XD
Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords, partly for the lightsaber combat, but mostly for the ladies and HK-47.
I don't know, lets see is there a video game that only has gay guys... Oh yeah Metal Gear Solid, one where Snake is still young, send me there.
why not, plenty'a space in gensokyo. Not a lot of men there anyway. Might as well stick together.One Hit Noob said:
Always ask for hakurei rules. UNDERSTATE everyone's age. Don't destroy any sort of flowers.
Always pay
P.S. Unless you're a vore fetishist, that wasn't the "eating" I was talking about