You wake up in bed and_____ is next to you.
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Frankly, if I woke up next to anyone I'd be horrified, even if it was the hottest chick ever because I wouldn't remember it.
Gordon Freeman! It would be doubly interesting because he wouldn't be able to explain what happened. Then you discover Alyx Vance under the sheets. Yay!
Jacob BlackDeiphagia said:
Suicide.
Because now I have committed bestiality.
Other than that-
I wouldn't much like to wake up in bed with Joe Lieberman.
did you forget to mention that you'd also be a pedophile, but forced to be one by the little super-psychic girl?xemnahort said:yeah sure you could lose all your limbs and get killed slowly, but if you convince her that you will give her babies whenever she wants you can have free booty call from a super psychic...that means she increase your sense of touch with her mind. mind f***ing ftw.Enigma6667 said:
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU--
A clone of myself. How would we know who the original was? Would, in fact, it even matter, given that our memories are identical? And, if it turned out that he was the clone... would it be fair that he has to leave now, for something he was not even aware of?
At least the sex probably was fairly good- we would have been in sync like nobody's business.
At least the sex probably was fairly good- we would have been in sync like nobody's business.
It'd probably be a severed horse head from Michael Corleone. Time to hide from the mafia, I guess.
An ex-girlfriend of mine who wants nothing more than my existence erased. Pretty sure she would beat me to death to make sure no one heard about our night.
In this order from most to least horrifying, complete with my reactions:
1. Christopher Paolini
Me: FUUUUUUUU--*homicide*
2. David Tenant
Me: FUUUUUUUU--*homosexuality*
3. That blue cat lady thing from Avatar
Me: FUUUUUUUU--*inexplicable sexual arousal*
4. Kirk Johnson
Me: What in the name of sin...?
5. Megan Fox
Me: FUUUUUUUUckmeplease?
6. A firm-bodied biracial eigteen-year-old brunette with good teeth (in a catgirl outfit)
Me: Does it count if I can't remember it...?
7. Freema Agyeman
Me: Confusion, horror, confusion, elation, confusion, introspective moralizing, confusion, giddiness, confusion, more confusion, an overwhelming desire to drown my sorrow by huffing white vinegar, confusion, and the ultimate realization that all is well, because I just screwed Martha Jones.
1. Christopher Paolini
Me: FUUUUUUUU--*homicide*
2. David Tenant
Me: FUUUUUUUU--*homosexuality*
3. That blue cat lady thing from Avatar
Me: FUUUUUUUU--*inexplicable sexual arousal*
4. Kirk Johnson
Me: What in the name of sin...?
5. Megan Fox
Me: FUUUUUUUUckmeplease?
6. A firm-bodied biracial eigteen-year-old brunette with good teeth (in a catgirl outfit)
Me: Does it count if I can't remember it...?
7. Freema Agyeman
Me: Confusion, horror, confusion, elation, confusion, introspective moralizing, confusion, giddiness, confusion, more confusion, an overwhelming desire to drown my sorrow by huffing white vinegar, confusion, and the ultimate realization that all is well, because I just screwed Martha Jones.
You and me both. Also I got ninja'd.child of lileth said:
As an alternative, Stephanie Meyer, her being Mormon, would bring up a question,
"What The Fuck just happened?"
2 months later, another shitty book happens, to fit in with the WTF.
