You wake up in bed and_____ is next to you.

[Betancore]

I have a single bed. Not even a king single. It's one of those incredibly small single singles. So no one would fit in my bed. But if I woke up, rolled over, and found myself face to face with Cthulhu, I'd 1) pinch myself 2) run to my desk and take my medication 3) rub my eyes and pray I'm delusional and then 4) run like hell. But seriously, that wouldn't be as bad as waking up next to someone I knew. There's this guy who's a total manwhore and is constantly trying to get me to sleep with him, it's a bit of a joke. It would be absolutely awful to wake up next to him. I'd probably move to another state.

 

[Vrex360]

Tartarus, cheiftan of the brutes.

Given that I am one hundred percent Elite, heart, body, mind and soul this would be very difficult as Brutes and Elites really don't like each other.

what if it's a romeo Juliet type thing?

then again, tartarus is pretty old...

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Besides, the ultimate Romeo/Juliet dynamic would be if I, as a Male Sangheili, woke up next to a female Spartan. That's where things would get really controversial.

 

[akadian97]

i would be worried if i wake up and have a pain in my arse, doesnt matter who was beside me

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

I wake and and I see a clone of me just sitting there on the chair. Smling. I Have a creepy smile.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Spoiler: This Guy :D

Although there may be 'complications' due to the whole dextro-amino acids thing.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Any one of three out my four exes. The forth, I wouldn't mind.

Or any dude.

Or Justin Beiber.

 

[akadian97]

id be freaked out if i woke up in a bed, due to the fact that i dont have one and i sleep on the floor of my apartment

 

[Nouw]

Has anyone seen those 'Wake up with the king' Burger King commercials? Oh god.

Exactly. It would be freaky as hell. Oh well, Breakfast in Bed

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs33/i/2008/295/9/3/Smog_3D_Silent_Hill_5_by_Hedrus.jpg

The fuck?

 

[Naheal]

I can think of a few that would end in my death or complete and utter confusion.

Lucy/Nyu from Elfin Lied. (She'd probably either kill me or I'd be so damn confused that I just wouldn't ask, accept it, and move on)

Ty Lee from The Last Airbender (Just end up with me asking "I was paralyzed the whole time, wasn't I?")

A random Witch Elf from Warhammer Fantasy (I'm probably a living sacrifice at that point)

 

[Captain-Cuntmouth]

Gonzo from the muppets...

In which case i'd actualy stay in bed.

 

[Captain-Cuntmouth]

Duke Nukem........ he would be like " I told you I got ballz of steel!"

Epic lol

 

[Mischiviktus]

One of these guys.

Spoiler

I can not imagine anything that would be scarier.

Uwe Bell

 

[Dr.Sean]

A big daddy.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Scarlett Johansson in the Black Widow suit. :3

 

[blankedboy]

The girl from Species, I can't remember her name.

I would rather not be eaten. Although the sex would be amazing.. No! I'm not going to be eaten by an alien.

I should watch Species, I've seen AvP:R and the end of AvP1...

Speaking of which, it'd be an Alien drone

 

[kwagamon]

Cthulu. Thing is, merely looking at him induces complete, permanent insanity, so once you've met him, banging him instantly seems like a good idea and you're too bonkers too regret it afterwards. So maybe that makes him a good choice... if you're alive afterwards... or during... or even beforehand, really.

 

[lacktheknack]

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs33/i/2008/295/9/3/Smog_3D_Silent_Hill_5_by_Hedrus.jpg

The fuck?

Silent Hill mindfuck.

 

[NLS]

Generic friend #17

 

[jackknife402]

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU--

yeah sure you could lose all your limbs and get killed slowly, but if you convince her that you will give her babies whenever she wants you can have free booty call from a super psychic...that means she increase your sense of touch with her mind. mind f***ing ftw.

did you forget to mention that you'd also be a pedophile, but forced to be one by the little super-psychic girl?

Ok you obviously have never played F.E.A.R. otherwise you would know your argument is baseless.

Nah, I have....I just like calling people pedophiles.

Would you feel better if I told you it would be closer to necrophilia instead.

Nope, pedophilia is still worse.