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Duke Nil

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Ultratwinkie said:
they conducted a study, girls LOVE twilight because they want to see the "perfect guy". the "perfect guy" response blew every other reason out of the water.
Which, in this case, means a domineering prick. The girls have spoken, they want to be completely helpless and leave us in control of every aspect of our relationships!
 

wynnsora

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I don't honestly know why, if anything I find the whole thing stupid. But a friend of mine is into it because it's, "Sexy". So maybe the reason is that nearly every teenage girl on earth can't control their fucking hormones. I guess that makes me a freak, because I definitely hate sparkling vampires who look like they haven't taken a shower in weeks.
 

Pegghead

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Mainly becuse it's entire fan-base revolves around teenage girls bursting into puberty, considering the somewhat dull life of nerds the twilight series let's these estrogen ravaged young women experience both the romance and relationships they desire, as well as the strange mysterious angle to the said relationships that most of those girls dream of. Besides, the movies are so popular among the same girls because it actually had one thing the books didn't.

Bare

Bloody

Chest

It's sad really.
 

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Because twilight is the only book made for the average dumbass tween girl.

Every book after twilight is going to suck because girls will go 'twilights better', twilight for first dibs on the preteen market. You can read all about it in my book Tween Marketing.
 

Radelaide

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Because women are stupid, that's why.
I resent that. I don't like Twilight and I'm a woman. Stupid generalisations don't make for happy people.

I think the whole draw to Twilight is to see someone that is seen as "The perfect Man" being attracted to a girl that every girl (between the ages of 13-16) relates too. That's why Bella is such a Betty. She's a plain Jane that has no distinctive features and girls just imprint on her and take the place of Bella.

It's actually quite clever. I wish the story was just as clever.
 

bluepilot

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Some girls will like anything which features a tortured soul (who also happens to be hot).

Anyway, there is no accounting for taste, so why not leave the people who like Twilight alone.

Since this is a forum which discusses games, especially the `aesthetic` aspects of some of the female characters, I do not think that many of you young men here have any right to criticize the romantic fantasies of young girls.

Unless you agree to give up looking at GG boobies in games forever that is, including Ninja Gaiden
 

Mr.Black

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Radelaide said:
Mr.Black said:
Because women are stupid, that's why.
I resent that. I don't like Twilight and I'm a woman. Stupid generalisations don't make for happy people.

I think the whole draw to Twilight is to see someone that is seen as "The perfect Man" being attracted to a girl that every girl (between the ages of 13-16) relates too. That's why Bella is such a Betty. She's a plain Jane that has no distinctive features and girls just imprint on her and take the place of Bella.

It's actually quite clever. I wish the story was just as clever.
Didn't really mean anything by it. Just frustrating how so many people buy into that crap and get all these crazy expectations about men.
 

Radelaide

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Mr.Black said:
Radelaide said:
Mr.Black said:
Because women are stupid, that's why.
I resent that. I don't like Twilight and I'm a woman. Stupid generalisations don't make for happy people.

I think the whole draw to Twilight is to see someone that is seen as "The perfect Man" being attracted to a girl that every girl (between the ages of 13-16) relates too. That's why Bella is such a Betty. She's a plain Jane that has no distinctive features and girls just imprint on her and take the place of Bella.

It's actually quite clever. I wish the story was just as clever.
Didn't really mean anything by it. Just frustrating how so many people buy into that crap and get all these crazy expectations about men.
I'm embarrassed for my sex. But alas, I figure if I stay strong against this strain of dumb, I'm going to be a shining light for the future :p
 

HentMas

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another one of these??? come on, you dont like it, i dont like it, a lot of people dont like it, who cares???

move on already you are just giving the thing free publicity by pointing it out.
 

Sad Robot

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Radelaide said:
I'm embarrassed for my sex. But alas, I figure if I stay strong against this strain of dumb, I'm going to be a shining light for the future :p
I wouldn't worry, I think the male sex has occasionally succumbed to some stupidity too.