Your 10 Commandments

[deserteagleeye]

1.Being the lone wolf isn't what it's cut out to be. Sometimes you got to swallow your pride and ask for help.

2.Know the difference between "love" and "lust". You don't want to end up pretending to be interested in someone's life when you just wanted to fuck them.

3.Contribute to this world. Don't be a jackass.

4.Believe what you want to believe, just don't state it as fact or be all self-righteous about it.

5.Oppurtunity wants to massage your back and feed you freshly-plucked grapes. Don't spit in her face and piss on her doorknobs.

6.Watch Terminator 2. (Terminator 1 is also recommended)

7.Have fun. It's not wasted time if you enjoy wasting it.

8.Do not answer with violence.

9.Don't be PC towards anyone. I should kick you in the nuts if you do.

10.Basically, don't be like my mom.

 

[Dorian6]

You only need one

Don't be a dick.

Copy and paste that nine more times if you want

 

[gunrunnerjr]

Don't cut off baby foreskins.

Like, really. Don't cut off baby foreskins. They fucking hate that.

Fuck Bitches.

Get Money.

There is no such thing as a manatee.

Don't cut off baby foreskins. I really can't overstate this.

That sound that styrofoam makes when you rub it together? Don't make that sound.

Try not to kill anyone, unless they get all up in your grill.

Don't get all up in someone's grill.

Don't cut off baby foreskins.

i have this suspicion that you dont want people to cut off baby's foreskins...
naaa that could not have been what you meant

 

[Fanfic_warper]

10. Chivalry died when women demanded 'equal' rights, so that means, no babying them in the workplace or at home.

9. Unless you ARE a Janitor, you don't have to put up with shit, but don't deal out shit either.

8. When brats misbehave, punishment is due. Do NOT reward bad behavior.

7. Preach whatever you care to, but do not damn others for not believing what you preach.

6. Thou shall look to the bright side of things....it can ALWAYS get worst.

5. Thou shall not harm children beyond that of basic punishment

4. Thou shall live to be happy

3. Thou shall not discriminate against 'non-elites'.

2. Thou shall respect the rights of all humans.

1. Thou shall take pride in your work so long as it does not do anything to supress others.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

1. Thou shall not tell others how to live their life.

2-10 See 1

 

[antidonkey]

I just have one but it's pretty all encompassing.

Try really hard to not be a douche.

Yes, it really is that simple.

 

[Retronana]

Don't cut off baby foreskins.

That sound that styrofoam makes when you rub it together? Don't make that sound.

I can agree with this one, if someone rubbed styrofoam near me I'd probably fall on the floor crying.

1. If there is grass on the field, playball
2. Thou shalt always placeth bro's before hoe's
3. When thou useth meta knight in smash brothers thou must prepare oneself for verbal abuse
4. Thine beliefs should not become a mirror of thine's national media
5. If thou be a kiddy fiddler thou shalt burn in hell (Hull) for all eternity
6. Satan reserves a special place in hell for hipsters
7. Thou must become the man that thou's hound beliefs thou is
8. Your almighty lord haseth runeth outeth commandments
9. And yet thou continueth to read this parchment?
10. Punishment: Torture of the highest order (Final fantasy 13)

 

[Delsana]

I kinda liked Final Fantasy XIII.