your alien survival plan!

[sheogoraththemad]

we all seen the zombie survival threads, but I want to know how you are going to deal with the green/purple/red/blue things that will come from the sky above us.
also if possible post a picture (spoiler bar) of the alien that you think will attack us.

 

[Wintermoot]

come in peace and then let them meet mr.Sandman

 

[kouriichi]

If theyer "evil" aliens, id capture and offer the 20 nearest people to them in hopes they would let me live aslong as i served them.

If that didnt work, id capture and offer the nearest 100 people. You can see where im going with this right?

 

[Ekonk]

I'd greet them and offer them a cup of delicious and exotic Earth tea.

 

[Blind Sight]

Pull a Benedict Arnold and betray the human race to them. TAKE THAT, SUCKERS (crap I probably shouldn't have told you about that...).

 

[SalamanderJoe]

sneeze in their face. watch them crumble like a rivetta from a cold.

 

[hittite]

In nearly any realistic setting, beings capable of interstellar flight are so far advanced that we're pretty much boned no matter what. Think modern US Military vs circa 1776 Redcoats.

 

[000Ronald]

Go read Foundation and Earth. I'll wait.

 

[slarrs]

Generic responses about how they'd be so advanced that we wouldn't have a chance aside guys. We all know that.

Surrender? Join the Army?
Depends on their apparent intentions and how advanced they appear to be. District 9 shows us they can still be vastly advanced and complete idiots. And by the same logic they could be infinity more advanced and have no weapons.
But I doubt I personally could do much of anything. So surrender or join the army. Or just sit home and wait.

 

[Corpse XxX]

I would see if the "head and shoulders" shampoo up their bum bums actually kills them..^^


Cookie for reference

 

[000Ronald]

While you're at it, read Dragon's Egg. It's kind of about aliens, but more because it's really, really cool.

'pologies.

 

[L4hlborg]

Well, I have dificulties believing that some dudes are exploring space just to randomly harass a bunch of less developed dudes on some random ass planet. We'd end up in some zoo, at the worst. And that's not even that bad.

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

Hide in my closet. Pretty much my solution for everything.

 

[Ricky Gunnarsson]

i would sneak in to the mother-ship using a cut-scene then i would start playing old music.

 

[llew]

my thoughts would be "time to kick ass and smoke cigars i got from cuba... and im almost out of cigars i got from cuba"

 

[Quaxar]

I would see if the "head and shoulders" shampoo up their bum bums actually kills them..^^


Cookie for reference

Have a nice end of the world.

OT: I'd probably go onto the Escapist and look for evading ideas here. I'm sure we got 20 topics as soon as the radar catches a glimpse of a saucer.

 

[000Ronald]

While you're at it, read Dragon's Egg. It's kind of about aliens, but more because it's really, really cool.

'pologies.

That actually is almost at its best (besides just leaving us alone). At its worst you could get be experimented with put into slavery or hunted for sport (Predators much?) or just killed straight away.

To be fair, they did more or less leave us alone; they gave us information, yes, but only information we would have already had by the time we could use it.

On the other hand...SOMEONE ELSE READ DRAGON'S EGG?

...I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

[Corpse XxX]

I would see if the "head and shoulders" shampoo up their bum bums actually kills them..^^


Cookie for reference

Have a nice end of the world.

OT: I'd probably go onto the Escapist and look for evading ideas here. I'm sure we got 20 topics as soon as the radar catches a glimpse of a saucer.

Have a nice end of the world?

was that your suggestion for reference or your predictions on the effect of the shampoo?

 

[LightOfDarkness]

Bone every woman in the vicinity.

9 months later, ARMIES OF DUKE NUKEM.

 

[lostzombies.com]

Well first off, zombies can only be killed by destroying the brain so...oh wait..... awwwww