your alien survival plan!

[RanD00M]

I would see if the "head and shoulders" shampoo up their bum bums actually kills them..^^


Cookie for reference

Evolution.

OT: I would just join them. Or try to make peace. No need to get violent.

 

[nuba km]

I shall fight to the end (or if given the option serve as a spy for the alien overlords) with the best object available.

 

[Aur0ra145]

This fellow Escapists is one of the many reasons I bought an AK-47. I ain't getting probed without a fight!

 

[nuba km]

I would see if the "head and shoulders" shampoo up their bum bums actually kills them..^^


Cookie for reference

my favourite sci-fi monster movie that I wish would have a squeal made by the same people who brought you hot fuzz(evolution).

 

[katsumoto03]

I'd greet them and offer them a cup of delicious and exotic Earth tea.

Enticing. What kind? Personally I'd go for Earl Grey.

 

[Hastur 1993]

We will cast down the aliens with the mightiest weapon known to humanity, A BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT.

 

[Chrono212]

Spoiler: This.

And if that fails, grab my Sonic Screwdriver and start running around shouting "HAVE YOU SEEN MY TARDIS?!"
That way I either look to crazy or too Timelordy to mess with

 

[TheLefty]

Join the resistance first chance I get. If I'm going down i'm bringing a few with me.

 

[Nouw]

This is our propaganda film.

"Are you doing your part?"
We'll assemble our armies and shoot them all!

 

[ottenni]

I would sneeze on them. Cop that slimebag! Then i would hole myself up with some country music and a years supply of Campbells chunky beef stew. Its a foolproof plan.

 

[Quaxar]

I would see if the "head and shoulders" shampoo up their bum bums actually kills them..^^


Cookie for reference

Have a nice end of the world.

OT: I'd probably go onto the Escapist and look for evading ideas here. I'm sure we got 20 topics as soon as the radar catches a glimpse of a saucer.

Have a nice end of the world?

was that your suggestion for reference or your predictions on the effect of the shampoo?

No, it's my cookie-worthy suggestion. As far as I am aware that was the film's catchphrase.

 

[willsham45]

i suppose it depends what type of alins we are talking

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

V the miniseries !



Reptile Aliens take our planet's top positions and rule us without us knowing about it, and if we do, than we're food for them!


So the Plan is build underground mazes and bases, keep weapons caches everywhere, and start the Resistance !


ps: "Wolverines!" "V for Victory!"

lol

 

[Infernai]

Call Duke Nukem. And failing that..

Or, plan B. Join forces and help them conquer earth. Cause, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

 

[Mullahgrrl]

In nearly any realistic setting, beings capable of interstellar flight are so far advanced that we're pretty much boned no matter what. Think modern US Military vs circa 1776 Redcoats.

It is doable.

 

[LogicNProportion]

The Glorious Imperium of Mankind will not swear fealty to xenos of any kind!

*Cocks boltgun and contacts nearest battle-barge*