your avatar as a weapon

[The Invisible Goldfish]

While reading Ickorus' "Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse (with a twist)" thread, read it, its awesome, I saw a post by FreelanceButler that said, and I quote, "I originally though it meant your avatar was your weapon. That would've been awesome." I agreed with him. So here it is, your avatar as a weapon in the zombie apocalypse!

Note: If your avatar is a person, creature, etc, you get them as a bodyguard. So I guess I get a Space Marine terminator with lightning claws.

FUCK YES!!!!!!!

 

[Marter]

I get a Pikachu? Awesome! I get to be able to power machines, as well as zap zombies. This is good!

 

[Luke5515]

Well I have a sentry, a heavy, and a half sandvich half engineer hybrid.
I think I'm set.

 

[Aerodynamic]

Thes One as a weapon?

.....I suppose he could rap and make awesome samples to entertain the offenders, after that they wouldn't want to kill me any more.

 

[Sir Ollie]

So I get Cid?

AWESOME

Eat Highwind!

 

[Tartarga]

I've got Micheal Shanks and Micheal Lund as bodyguards, holy shit i'm unstoppable.

 

[rockera]

I got an old lady with a 44 magnum...interesting and funny till I y'know get my brains eaten.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

...I get a hungover guy. Really useful.

 

[Firoth]

I'll let my avatar describe his own feelings about this.

 

[eggy32]

Nice, I get the cynical, people hating, bastard that is Bernard Black to guard me in an apocalypse. I guess it would be funny before we both die.

 

[Midway Monster]

Great. My weapon is a chuckling halfwit.

Needless to say i'm miffed.

 

[LtWiesel]

I...AM...SOOOOO...DEAD!

 

[sms_117b]

Oh Atheismo! I have Zapp Brannigan, at least I could run further and faster, and he might fill up a few, unless they're after brainsd, then I'm still screwed.

 

[Rainbowloid]

I get Russia. I feel well-protected.

 

[Jedamethis]

...I get a hungover guy. Really useful.

At least you have thumbs...

 

[Snor]

i get captain bertorelli Italian war hero (with many medals for service in fiat) as a bodyguard.... hopefully that includes his brave Italian men! if so i might survive a few days

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Little do you know, but Blackbirds do +D6 damage to the undead. Failing that they can be a tasty meal.