your avatar as a weapon

hittite

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I get a borderline insane psychopath of a rabbit with a switchblade and a glock (hidden). Given that he's proven quite effective vs the undead in the past, I think I'm set. At least till he gets sick of me and leaves me to die.
 

Rhayn

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I suspect I might have an upper hand in this.

You know, with one of the most powerful Sith lords and all that Force business.
 

Crispee

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Hell yeah, I get a Chocobo. He will follow me everywhere and boot people I don't like in the face.
 

wooty

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Yaaaay, Mi-Mi-Mikuru BEAAAAAAAM!

Even the Terminator can't stand up to her in a fight
 
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I get....A giant wheel. Yeah, I know it's hard to see, but that's what it is. A giant Donkey Wheel. Of course, I also get the ability to manipulate time and space, so I guess that's pretty cool.
 

Blitzkrieg64

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Not sure what to say about this...*shrugs* Well my eye can glow in the dark and freak out people but unless I'm Batman from Batman Begins I don't think I need to freak people out as a weapon.
 

Ickorus

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I feel awesome for inspiring a thread.

Having changed my avatar from 'diablo marine' back to 'crow on a branch' I don't think i'll fair too well in the zombie apocalypse unless of course it's a giant crow I can ride to safety on.
 

Magnesium360

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Ezio is good and all but he only has a sword. That could work. And if it doesn't I could always give him a shotgun. I think i'm good.
 

Eldritch Warlord

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My avatar is the symbol for someone who stopped a galaxy-wide apocalypse of super-zombies. Now granted almost everyone had already died from said super-zombies (it's the Flood by the way, from Halo), but I feel confident that Offensive Bias could handle an Earth only apocalypse of normal zombies.
 

Redingold

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Ooh er...

I can't help but feel that Ocelot would betray me at every possible moment.

Raging Raven would still come in handy (she can fly and has missiles and a grenade launcher that fires explosive, incendiary, flashbang or smoke grenades), and if Ocelot did fight for me, then he'd be awesome. He has a very powerful single-shot pistol, and is just as good as Solid Snake at fighting hand-to-hand.

Oh, and there's a Colt SAA in my avatar (the R in Redingold) so Ocelot could use that. Or I could, but I'd rather let Ocelot do the shooting, given how he's good enough to kill everybody in a room - with the same bullet.

Oh, and if I get Ocelot, does that mean I get Outer Haven too? And the 5 largest PMCs on the face of the Earth? And a sweet-ass battleship with stealth nukes?
 

Dxz5roxg

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I've got a big penguin and some littler penguins. Hopefully they can fight. Maybe the flying ones can dive bomb.
 

SilverStrike

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This is a pretty neat idea.
Also, whilst it isn't my personal favourite choice of avatar, being just the first one I picked up from my pictures folder.. it'll do.
Mr Potato head, in Warhammer 40,000 Ork Stompa-Form.

He even has his hat.

It'll do.

*mutters about should've picked my awesome grim reaper picture..*
 
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Ickorus said:
I feel awesome for inspiring a thread.

Having changed my avatar from 'diablo marine' back to 'crow on a branch' I don't think i'll fair too well in the zombie apocalypse unless of course it's a giant crow I can ride to safety on.
Ever played Myth 2? That crow may be very powerful.