your avatar as a weapon

[PrimoThePro]

I GET NNOITRA?!?! Why would I need anything else.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Yay, I get a moogle. But....what does it do. I suppose it could sell me stuff. Or I could use it like Lulu in FFX

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

I have batman. I'm set.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Broad sword! Awesome.

The fact that its actually a symbol painted on a 100 ton BattleMech: Victory.

 

[Invaderbrim]

So I get the Takeda warrior clan from the sengoku period of Japan. I think I'll do alright with Shingen by my side.

 

[CrystalShadow]

... Huh.

Princess Zelda as a bodyguard. That's a bit of a strange thought. XD

It's also hard to say what that would result in, since she does occasionally show some skill in fighting, and/or magic, but usually gets captured or otherwise messed with regardless.

Now I'm just conflicted...

It'd be easier if it was one of my avatars from other websites, which are Triella from Gunslinger Girls, and Haku from Naruto respectively...

Both of which actually make quite good bodyguards ironically. XD.

Besides, watching a cyborg assassin that happens to look like a little girl beat the stuffing out of anyone foolish enough to underestimate her is always fun.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Pinky. He'd be a pretty sweet bodyguard, but not too smart. As long as no space marines with superweapons try to kill me, He'll be awesome. I'll just have to keep him from eating my dog...

 

[Delock]

Chibi Hakumen... Please tell me you are as good as the normal one.

Hakumen: I am the white void?

Shoulda kept the cyborg ninja...

 

[GoWithDAFro]

Army of Heartless. Yes. Those zombies are screwed

 

[supaflystrikes]

Yeah, I win.

 

[Composer]

id be screwed over SO BAD
although they have survived zombies before....

 

[Something Amyss]

So I get a hot Radam Tekkaman who looks like a girl and carries a badass knife?

SWEET.

 

[The Holydiver]

I get a carrier, I think I'll live

 

[SilverUchiha]

I've got a death god as a body guard and he's got two magnum-like weapons... I think I'm more than set for any problems.

 

[Birdmad]

I got a pretty female elf cleric. Not sure if I'm safe or not, but I'm glad I've changed my avatar today, or else I'd be left with Zelda. She can be great as Sheik, but I doubt she could save me. We'd have to sit and wait for Link.

 

[mattttherman3]

I get Starfleet. Woo that means I can leave the planet and go get laid on the holodeck!

 

[ZeikHunter]

Can somebody say "backstab"?

 

[Lambi]

...So, my bodyguard is a catgirl.

Well, at least I'd go out snuggling.

 

[AvsJoe]

I figure Bat-Egg would protect me when the chips are down; after all he is known as the Caped Quiche, the Deviled Knight, the World's Most-Poached Detective. I should be fine.