your avatar as a weapon

[TimeLord]

It could be a Weeping Angel from Doctor Who. They are unstoppable.

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I get the Doctor.......

You are doomed!

 

[matsugawa]

So, my weapon would be like the Tanuki suit (statue ability) from Mario Bros. 3? That's not a bad gig; that suit was grossly underutilized in the game.

Or, if we go by the guardian principle, I would get an angel with stone skin? That's... interesting.

It could be a Weeping Angel from Doctor Who. They are unstoppable.

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That's true.
And here I was thinking Defensive tactics instead of Offensive. I'd be royally hosed in the Zombie Apocalypse, wouldn't I?

 

[X123Lewis123X]

I get a Pikachu? Awesome! I get to be able to power machines, as well as zap zombies. This is good!

same, but mine does it with a smile!

 

[thenumberthirteen]

So, my weapon would be like the Tanuki suit (statue ability) from Mario Bros. 3? That's not a bad gig; that suit was grossly underutilized in the game.

Or, if we go by the guardian principle, I would get an angel with stone skin? That's... interesting.

It could be a Weeping Angel from Doctor Who. They are unstoppable.

<img height=200>http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dcmvc5a-Luk/TD6FXc_yuGI/AAAAAAAABe4/brso1rswTpc/s400/weeping-angels_l.jpg

That's true.
And here I was thinking Defensive tactics instead of Offensive. I'd be royally hosed in the Zombie Apocalypse, wouldn't I?

Dude. I've got a confused Blackbird. I think I'm the one who's hosed.

 

[squidbuddy99]

I just creep the fuck out of my enemies, I guess. Also I'm Satan.

 

[liveslowdiefast]

resivoir dog storm troopers arrr yeah.

 

[Creator002]

Master Chief as my bodyguard...

Hell yeah!

 

[logiman]

SSJ3 Pikachu

i win

 

[Tucker154]

IM unbeatable! I have MARINES!Shit, just remembered,both my bros are marines.If they are my bodyguards,well,im fucked...

 

[jultub]

Everyone I face will lose. I'd die, but they would lose.

 

[Colonel Mustard]

I get a massively enbearded guy.

Ah well, at least we'll die in style...

 

[crepesack]

..I get a crepe. At least I won't be hungry til lunch.

 

[OddOzZy666]

I've got a snail on a leaf.....I will be victorious

 

[wolf thing]

hell yeah i get a protoss zelot

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Calumon... You're going to run off at a moments notice aren't you?

Calumon: That's a great idea! *To the pantry!*

Jack: GOD DAMN IT! I'll fight them by throwing the Escapist e like a shurikun then!

Everyone I face will lose. I'd die, but they would lose.

XKCD freed me from that so it's pretty much useless. Just gotta hope that your foes have not read it.

Spoiler: To win The Game click here

Calumon: I'm sure you'll be fine. If not you have a nice background to paint them with! ^^

 

[Eat Uranium]

Bluey as a body guard? As long as I give him a suppy of toasters, every zombie within 200yds will be reduced to meaty chunks.

 

[_tinned_magpie_]

It's a tin... If it's a full tin, it could hurt if I threw it at someone. But I can't throw for shit...

Damn.

Why didn't I keep my old avatar? Leonidas could've ripped everyone apart.

 

[WolfLordAndy]

Wolf Lord Ragnar Blackmane... covered in festive holly... yeah, I'm pretty safe from the zombie apocolypse.

 

[Avarith]

I got the worlds greatest assassin, though a darkelf like Drizzit is his only weakness. Oh well I bet being in our world means he is even more bad ass or I might be boned.
(waves a flag.) Go Entreri.

 

[Cuppa Tetleys]

My avatar is a deadly weapon against the forces of malnutrition and bright sunlight!