your avatar as a weapon
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....Fuck me. Umm okay I'll try and work with this.STICKFIGURE MAN get away from the kitty so you can think of a plan! Kitty claw the zombies faces in!
If it's virus zombies where the head must be damaged, Caramelldansen would liquify their brains. You may have the best weapon in here...TGBA said:
I get an adorable pickled fetus as my personal bodyguard. As cool as that is, it pretty much means I'm going to die, because pickled fetuses can't fight for shit.
My Cabit may not look like much...but she turns into a spaceship!! it can hold up to seven people! I could save some female friends and re populate after the zombie hordes starve to death! I can' remember if she had lazers but feed her a hot pepper and she flies faster than light speed!
The piercing eyes will look directly into your soul and make you listen to Ritchie Blackmore's guitar work. Also, there's a guitar going directly through the guy's forehead, so he's probably dead...
I have a skeletal figure. He doesn't look too sturdy but I might be able to fashion his bones into some weapons or something. But wait, where does this entrance-portal-thing that he opened lead to? Perhaps I could escape? I will enter and find out...
Wait? I get Captain Marvel to be my bodyguard? Who wants to hang out with me during the apocalypse?
Fuck me there are a lot of comments...
MY avatar is an (arguable) insane killer, so, you know, hard NOT to use him as a weapon.
MY avatar is an (arguable) insane killer, so, you know, hard NOT to use him as a weapon.
Prepare to get beaten/shot with a Blue Lefty Rickenbacker or alternatively run down by a super Vespa. Oddly I wind up as one of the best prepared. Or possibly one of the victims.
