your avatar as a weapon

[thingymuwatsit]

So do I get a Hunter or just another me dressed as a Hunter?

I think you would be better off not having a zombie to defend you in a, you know, zombie apocalypse!

 

[Chainsauce]

I'm so screwed.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Squall and Rinoa bodyguards would be awesome, especially using GFs against zombies.

 

[shadow741]

I think I'm fine if I get attacked.

 

[thingymuwatsit]

Well I am Rose Tyler but I have a ice gun! Not much help in the apocalypse though!

you will freeze the zombies like corpsicles.

 

[Super Toast]

I got a rock. I mean milk carton.

 

[Egitor]

Does psychological warfare work on zombies? If it does, they'll all be my friends. If it doesn't, I just have a magical scarecrow with a turnip for a head... which bounces, at least.

 

[ArcWelder92]

I get the Most Interesting Man in the World. I'm pretty sure that means he will pull out some panpipes and coax the zombies into just settling down and making us some mojitos. Or bring us some Dos Equis.

 

[thahat]

i have the power of the internet. or at least 4chan

damn. you must be the most protected of us all. i mean, even the goverment cant kill 4chan XD and they have the moneys!

 

[hawkeye52]

seriously i get all these things as my bodyguard XD

 

[Vuavu]

I have.... Me. Haha guess I wouldn't have it any other way. If I die, I'd rather it be my fault than someone else's

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

I get 2 F-14 Tomcats as my protection?
Yea... Yea, I think I'll be ok.

 

[mew4ever23]

I've got a Mew. Prepare to be psychically dominated, world! If I can keep its attention...

 

[Ranchcroutons]

yay! I get a Persian Calvary soldier riding a flying ukulele. He will carry me to safety!

 

[thingymuwatsit]

i think i loose...

but i tight.

 

[theginger]

I get a flying rhinoceros. I don't know what to say.

You win this thread. So. Damn. Much.

 

[thingymuwatsit]

I get CTHLUHU as my weapon? Sweeeeeeeeet...

you are without a doubt the victor of the universe.
if anybody denies this, cthulu will kill them with a thought.

 

[thingymuwatsit]

I got bruce lee with lightsaber nunchucks hell YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

almost as good as (or even better than) Cthulu!

 

[Browbeat]

I get a semi-human troglodyte with a mean eyebrow and some rockin' beats... All enemies within attack radius must take panic checks each round or be confused.

Of course, if things come to blows and brain-munching, I'm not sure how much my veneer of off-putting psychosis will do.