your avatar as a weapon

[All Hail Lelouch]

This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!

Take this! MY LOVE!!! MY ANGER!!! AND ALL OF MY SORROW!!!! SHINING FINGER SWORD!!!

 

[F-I-D-O]

I get a wizard who is already undead, and can't stop spinning.
He is on fire though...
*equips [staff of the necromancer]
Sweet, +D12 to undead and vampires.
[sub]no I didn't just make that up[/sub]

 

[Vykrel]

im screwed

 

[Polyg0n]

A penguin... Well, at least I could have the most awesome few last minutes of my life while singing and dancing with him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1LCpytYrxE

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

I basically get the greatest trump card known to man.

 

[Ponch]

I am mad of win, good sirs.

Wolverine fighting Batman.
Z-Day stands no chance.

 

[Frankydee]

So mine would be the fat personification of elitist fanboys....

dammit....

 

[Ponch]

So I get a ton of awesome people as body guards? Sophitia, Mugen, Spike, Lelouch, Lloyd, and Felix. I don't think there's anything that could stand against me.

I beg to differ.

 

[Im Nightmare]

Everyone I face will lose. I'd die, but they would lose.

.....I hate you. : )

 

[Fwee]

I get to pilot the Crown of Thorns!!! Yay, wait, Nooo! Ah, hell with it, YAY!!! MY BRAIN IS TEARING ITSELF APART FOR THE PRICE OF ABSOULUTE POWER!!!
Fun game, thumbs up!

 

[ChocoFace]

i've heard of many a primate who have this trusty weapon, and basically in unlimited supply.
Why not go 'back to the roots'?

 

[FollowUp]

I'd get a Spartan-II armed with a Assault Rifle and a Katana... I should be fine.

*Ahem* for us cool kids, we know it's a Spartan-VI
... Assuming it's your Halo 3 Spartan.

 

[Avarith]

I got the worlds greatest assassin, though a darkelf like Drizzit is his only weakness. Oh well I bet being in our world means he is even more bad ass or I might be boned.
(waves a flag.) Go Entreri.

Nice.

If nothing else, I will not die... unless he wants me dead. Then I might be screwed.

 

[GahzlyGriffon]

i win you cant beat a mythical creature....

 

[bak00777]

"FEEL THE WRATH OF CANADIAN LUMBER FOOLS!"
Sir Schmoopy would cast flare, then while you are blinded, he will check for traps, hit on that hot chick, and whack you with his nunchucks of death!

 

[The Human Torch]

I get a sassy superhero, cool.

 

[fesc]

A Dullahan on a motorbike?

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

 

[thahat]

i get captain bertorelli Italian war hero (with many medals for service in fiat) as a bodyguard.... hopefully that includes his brave Italian men! if so i might survive a few days

'screwe die bayonettes!'
brave itallian men: jeah, screwe the bayonettes! -throw bayonets away-
jeah mustachio. verry helpfull .XD

i get orochimaru as a bodyguard? sweet! as long as he doesnt try anything funny with me XD i aint no sasuke fortunately

 

[Swarley]

My avatar has a finger gun.

First his own head, then the world!

 

[shootthebandit]

yay! i get an awesome neon cyborg ninja, ill be unstoppable.

i really hope someone has ron burgandy as an avatar, that would be so funny