Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

[TheDarklite]

You have just gotten home from a long day at work to find your avatar (whatever it is) dressed in provocative clothing and... trying... to seduce you....

What the hell do you do?!

(I would just close the door and slowly walk away).

 

[MassiveGeek]

I smack her with a frying pan.

... or you know, let her have her way because she's pretty hot.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

How on earth do I see myself advancing on myself?

 

[wfpdk]

run away, he's on fire i don't want him anywhere near me.

 

[cryogeist]

i would grab some form of weapon and then this music would play
and then i would be dead O_O

 

[Uncle_Brainhorn]

I don't have an avatar. Meaning nobody wants to have sex with me.

Quite typical, really.

 

[silver wolf009]

...I'm not sure how to feel. Rainbow Dash... No! Please!


Who am I kidding? Yeah, save my pie... Mmmmm.
EDIT:

sexually aproached by a motivational poster?
hmmmm....

Paper cuts! AHHHH!!

 

[Truly-A-Lie]

Well firstly I need to clarify whether or not my avatar in this instance would count as a logo, or Captain Hammer. Because if it's a logo, I don't really know how that would work.
If it's Captain Hammer, well, it could be worse. I mean, it is Nathan Fillion.

 

[Seives-Sliver]

I give him a thumbs-down and close the door.

 

[Revolutionary]

Well If I play my cards right I can land myself a lot of sexual harassment money.

 

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

Spoiler: YES YES YES YES YES

Did I mention YES?

 

[Aetera]

Uh... I'm not a necrophiliac. I'd run away. D:

 

[Phishfood]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah!

Kind of. I guess. It would be odd.

 

[C95J]

ummm... I don't think I would be able to do anything to stop him.

 

[Miles000]

My avatar is asleep.

How does that work?

 

[comadorcrack]

Bite my lip and think of England...

 

[icame]

So Pinkie Pie is trying to have sex with me. I think I would be backing away slowly before she tries to start a 'party' with me. If I can make it too the door before she does I can probobly make it, but if she catches me before that... I don't want to think about it

 

[Macgyvercas]

Umm, yeah. If anyone needs me, I'll be in this barn with Holo for god knows how long. If you need to reach me, knock three times and clear off, as I will have no interest in talking at that particular moment in time.

 

[Biodeamon]

My avatar is me so....awkward.....

i`m going to need therapy.