Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

WrongSprite

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Scooooooooooooooooooooore.

I think.

Might be a Daedra, but it's a hot Daedra.
 

Palademon

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Damn, if only I was gay...

Times like this I wish I would've followed the trend of having a female anime character...
 

Wierdguy

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Uuuuh... dunno, if I was gay Id probably go for it! The stereotypical swede is quite a gentleman after all. But since Im not... buy him a drink and break the news to him?
 

Kyoufuu

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Oh god, she's one of the most powerful unicorns in all of Equestria, I don't think I'd be able to stop her.
 

Twilight.falls

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Well, I suppose I got lucky then.

Sadly, Sona can't speak.

People in relationships don't NEED to talk to each other, right?
 

Tharwen

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Suarga said:
Tharwen said:
I have serious trouble imagining my avatar advancing on anything.
You aren't thinking with portals!
Fine. Advancing in such a way that it would be capable of fulfilling its intentions when it got to me. Actually, come to think of it there's an entire untapped market for this very specific brand of niche porn...

...

"Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

"Are you ready for your stay in long term... relaxation?"

"I'm going to give you lemons!"

[sub][sub][sub]I'm so... so sorry.[/sub][/sub][/sub]
 

Redingold

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This man crushes apples single-handedly. While shouting "SNAAAAAAAKE!"

Help.

EDIT:
sheogoraththemad said:
a lot of avatars are of my little pony that is not good,
And why is that not good, wink wink, nudge nudge?
 

Emilin_Rose

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Karma charger. I suppose its Karma for all my whiny depression, i finally get my wish to fuck a zombie :D, but then again, it is the karma charger. and he's all giant and stuff so it'd probably hurt D:, but maybe the arm is making up for *ahem* lacking in other areas, in which case yaaay maybe it won't hurt so much :D, oh, but if that's true, then, uuuh,

I really don't know how to feel about this.
 

JoJo

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So I'm being advanced on simultanously by a creepy dead-eyed little girl who stabs corpses and a giant 8ft diving suit that would rip me apart with it's drill?

I think you can guess what I'd do in this situation.